Well, for a guy w/a 390 HP beast, he was acting like a deuche bag/ricer like nobody's business. I'm up @ 12:00pm having breakfast w/my girlfriend and this cobra comes by me and starts revving, im like who's he kidding. So, i thought this was majorly *** since i have what, maybe 140whp, MAYBE! and like 150ish tq. Come on, gimme a F'in break. Don't those cars come w/a manual like, don't be a ***, seriously you have a beast.
So, I pass him, and REV him back, (reverse ricer style=teh win). And he cuts across 3 lanes to race me. LOL. So, im cleaning my teeth with toothpick as hes revving right next to me. So i look over, give him a chuckle, and light turns green, he spins out, I floor it, and since I was on the inside and he spun out, i was like 4-5 cars ahead! woot=teh win , lol. Than he jus BLOWS by me like woah. So, as i pass him to make a right, he revs me again, i was like, what a homo seriously, what a large homo. I drove off, proceeded to laugh to myself, and continue to pick the poppy seeds from my incisors. The End.
So, I pass him, and REV him back, (reverse ricer style=teh win). And he cuts across 3 lanes to race me. LOL. So, im cleaning my teeth with toothpick as hes revving right next to me. So i look over, give him a chuckle, and light turns green, he spins out, I floor it, and since I was on the inside and he spun out, i was like 4-5 cars ahead! woot=teh win , lol. Than he jus BLOWS by me like woah. So, as i pass him to make a right, he revs me again, i was like, what a homo seriously, what a large homo. I drove off, proceeded to laugh to myself, and continue to pick the poppy seeds from my incisors. The End.
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