Have you ever thought about these things? I mean, you put money into a machine. You get a can of soda (or pop, if you're from one of those areas of the country... ) You pop the cap, put your mouth on the can, and consume the liquid inside as it rushes over the lip of the can.
Now, where has that can been? Why are you putting your mouth on it? Why are you drinking the liquid that is washing whatever is on that can into your mouth? How many dozens of people have touched the exact spot that you're drinking from? How many of them were clean? Where have the cans been stored? Have they previously been covered in a layer of dust in a warehouse somewhere?
As I sit here drinking my Acme brand Black Cherry... I can't help but wonder these things. And wonder why I continue to drink.
I suppose it hasn't killed me yet!
P.S. - My can is sticky.
Now, where has that can been? Why are you putting your mouth on it? Why are you drinking the liquid that is washing whatever is on that can into your mouth? How many dozens of people have touched the exact spot that you're drinking from? How many of them were clean? Where have the cans been stored? Have they previously been covered in a layer of dust in a warehouse somewhere?
As I sit here drinking my Acme brand Black Cherry... I can't help but wonder these things. And wonder why I continue to drink.
I suppose it hasn't killed me yet!
P.S. - My can is sticky.
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