So, whens the last time you really LMAO'd?

[AG17CB7]

That's where you say "let me see that..." and take it from her... rip off the tape... and stick it to her instead

i tried, but she kept insisting she can fix it. plus she ripped it to where the tear went through the word.

[PR CB7]

in high shcool, we had to tur in our english essays
so everybody turned theirs i did too

but my puertorrican (didint knew sh!t english) buddy tried to show off and told the teacher BLOW ME instead of below me


he got suspended
i got dettention, for uncontrolable laughter, and disrispecting the teacher

[ex_style90]

Well a few months back, I walked in on two guys I know from school, and they were high and watching teletubbies at the same time, both of them were cracking up hysterically just from watching the show and I laughed with them for about almost two minutes. Haha, its funny cause even though both of them were high and I wasnt we were all laughing..

[Mista Juice]

me and my lil bro were flipping through the channels and came upon some musical with some super cheesy music.. we watched it for a bit and then it broke into song with lyrics and they were fucking hilarious.. turns out it was "tommy" the musical and for those that have seen/heard of it, it was the part where the guy and girl are getting together, getting married, she gets prego, he goes off to war and dies, she has the baby and so on.. doesnt sound funny, but me and my bro found it fucking hilarious..

[Cdn Wolf]

BAHAHAHAHA man those are some funny stories lol i laugh my ass off so hard every time i watch Russell Peters - show me the funny
i watch it so much on you tube the gf actually bought it for me for xmas lol

[CrazyHondaOwnR]

i have two


1st me and my girl where doing it doggy style out in the woods on a hill (she liked it risky) any way we're going at it she loses her footing and she starts rolling down the hill naked



2nd seeing a cars wheels fall off (all four) bc the tech did not tighten the lugs

[mozzandherb]

Was watching some skateboarding show and an interviewer was asking a skater about some of his tattoos, and he showed one of his tattoos and it was the Lock Ness monster giving a lap dance to a snow yeti with Big Foot looking on smoking a crack pipe! And it was such a shitty tatttoo the drawings were terrible and the whole concept made me LMAO

[Father Time]

Freshman in high school health class. Each of us got a condom to "see" what one looked like. ( we were like WTF? We know!)

This guy Eric Waters in my class goes over to some girl in the class and asks if she will put in on him. She says "whip it out!"



YANK! Down to the floor he goes! He got suspended for a week.

[xx93accordxx]

Achmed the Dead Terrorist....'nuff said.

Achmed FTW!!!

[Shinobi]

last night.

[MikeW]

Jalapeno on a Stick.



Dane Cook is good shit, too.

I cant really remember the last time i L'd MAO....

HS was a blast and we used to have funny sayings and happenings and all sorts of shit. I just remember crazy shit like vending machines giving out free pop and me stomping on an engraved cross, then it raining like a fucking bitch 20 minutes later...

Stuff happens during sex, and its funny, but nothing that makes me LMAO.

I cant really think of the last time i did, but usually when stuff does happens, it gets me ROTFL

[King James]

Last year around this time.....My buddy and I were fucking ripped....We made our usual trip to 7-11....smoked a blunt on the way....and on the way back we were walking along this path....and just randomly started laughing....like uncontrollable laughter....then we veered off the path and walked up this hill leading to a parking lot....only to realize that we were taking the most difficult route back to rez....so that got us laughing uncontrollably again.

Funny to noone else but us....and had we not been so fucked up it wouldnt have been funny.....but I laughed so hard my stomach hurt for days lol

[peteypete]

me and my girl broke up 2 days ago and just today she calls me and says that the lower ball joint on her car just broke.

[Djmoua]

"Handbanana, I want you to meet, The Enforcer!"

"I want my name to be Spaghetti."


tahhaha o man...when i first saw that...o gah...i cried laughing and was like wtf at the same time.

[Father Time]

Achmed the Dead Terrorist....'nuff said.

AHlalalalalalalalala *boom*