Your mama jokes!

[Gyuri87]

Here are some I actually made up myself :P

- Yesterday, your mama has eaten 123 chicken wings. She's on a diet.

- Your mama's so fat she has to walk up the stairs cause she exceeds the elevator's weight limit.

- Your mama's so fat that when she went to the zoo by herself, had to pay for a family entrance.

- Your mama sat on my Accord and lowered it.

- Your mama's so fat she has to get towed to work and home weekdays.

- Your mama's so fat that when she goes out to see a movie and is the first in the line, the second person gets told it's sold out.

- Your mama's so fat that when she jumped in the ocean caused floods near the coasts

- Your mama's so fat she ate the burger off McDonald's roof.

- Your mama's so fat she uses the Grand Canyon as for her toilet.

- Your mama's so fat that NASA has announced her to be the official 10th planet of our solar system named BFG. Big Fat Planet.

- Freight rate shipping quotes to ship your mom overseas start as low as 5 000$

[AG17CB7]

yo mama so old, she potty-trained jesus

yo mama so stupid, she has conversations with the answering machine

yo mama so dirty, she jumped in the ocean and there was a worldwide oil spill

yo mama so poor, homeless people donate to her

yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor turned his head and tried to push her back in

[Father Time]

Your mom is so fat she jumped and got stuck.

[Gyuri87]

Some more:

- Your mama's so ugly the paper bag refuses to be used to cover her face.

- Your mama's good at geography cause she covers several time zones.

- Your mama once wanted be a sumo but was refused cause she was too fat.

- Your mama ate the piece of breads left for trail by Hansel & Gretel.

[lil_dcb7]

heres a mom joke


Brittany Spears

[PHENOM]

now this one!
not being racist!
"why didn't the black people eat have dinner on new years eve"???

because they don't get money on their food stamps till the first of the month

Don't you love how people always try to put in a disclaimer before they say some foul shit? Like "I don't mean to be offensive" or "Not to be rude".

This dude post a "racist" joke with a disclaimer in a "yo mama" joke thread....SMH

The black people clearly could have been substituted with "poor" people and the joke would have been the same...maybe not as funny unless there's some racial pot shot i guess.....w/e

anyways...sorry to get off of "yo mama" jokes...

Carry On...

[92cord]

yo momma is so fat, when she went to taco bell, everyone headed for the border

[sulimed]

yo moms is one tuff bitch.....she the only person to survive an abortion

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[sulimed]

YO MAMMA so dumb...... she thought "passion of the christ" was a christian porn

YO MAMMA so fat....... it's illegal for her jump in 43 states

YO MAMMA so ugly......if she stares at anyone longer than 5 second it's considered a "hate crime"

[Gyuri87]

Haha there are some good ones there :P. I'll post some new ones when I judge they're funny enough.

[1990accordex-r]

sorry for posting in an old topic

your mommas so fat that when i tried to go around her in my motorcycle, i ran out of gas.

[beanzfynest617]

-ur momma is so fat she broke the staircase to heaven.....lol....

-ur momma so stupid she got hit by a parked cb7......lmao.....

-ur momma so dumb, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waitd for a gumball to come out.....lol....

-yo mamma so stupid she called the operater and she asked how long does it take to get from las vegas to las angles and the operater said just a minute and then yo mamma hung up.....

-ur momma's like a doorknob, every gets a turn.....

[beanzfynest617]

sorry for posting in an old topic

your mommas so fat that when i tried to go around her in my motorcycle, i ran out of gas.

this is a good one....

[SuperTuner12010]

Yo mama is so dirty the FBI confiscated har bathtub and classified it as a bioligical weapon

Yo mama is so dirty it looks like cockroachs just drag raced on her panties...

[accordaffair]

Yo mommas so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

yo mommas so short she poses for trophies

yo mommas so ugly when she sits in the sandbox the cat tries to bury her

yo mommas so fat they had to baptize her at seaworld

yo mommas so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes