Your mama jokes!

[Mista Juice]

there used to be a little thing on the radio back when i was in high school called "diss or miss".. two people would call up and go back and forth for 5 minutes straight with "yo mama" jokes..

yo mamas so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.. <-- ive always liked that one for some reason

[sulimed]

yo mamma..... that old nasty bitch. she invented fire to get rid of her pubic lice.

[Tnwagn]

to this this thread.

yo momma is so slutty she slept with Maple

Throwback joke

Yo momma's so dumb, she locked the keys in her convertible.

Yo momma's so fat, any time she goes outside she eclipses the sun.

Yo momma smells so bad, even her shits be like DAMN!

[Gyuri87]

to this this thread.



Throwback joke

Yo momma's so dumb, she locked the keys in her convertible.

Yo momma's so fat, any time she goes outside she eclipses the sun.

Yo momma smells so bad, even her shits be like DAMN!

Haha.

Dude by the way, where do you get those small Accords from? I've seen several people with them.

Thanks.

[Tnwagn]

Haha.

Dude by the way, where do you get those small Accords from? I've seen several people with them.

Thanks.

Yo momma

[MRX]

your mom's so fat to have an orgy with her we'd have to pie chart her.

[MRX]

your mom's so fat if she joined bone-thugs-in-harmony her name would be "thigh bone"

[Father Time]

Your mom is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked what she was doing, she said moving.

Your mom is so old, kids in the back seat of her car, don't say '"Are we there yet" they say, "Is she dead yet?"

[beanzfynest617]

Yo Mama Is So Fat U Use Her Thong As A Hammock....

Yo Mama So Fat,dumb, And Clumsy....she Was Lookin For Walmart....tripped Over K-mart.....and Landed On Target....

[Father Time]

Yo Mama Is So Fat U Use Her Thong As A Hammock....

That is just wrong!

[Lil' Whitie]

Yo Mama So Fat,dumb, And Clumsy....she Was Lookin For Walmart....tripped Over K-mart.....and Landed On Target.... :d

HAHAHAHAHA!! man i love that one! i hate target with a passion!

got that set as my away message now in aim hahahahha! good one!

[cvc7chris]

Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

[cvc7chris]

now this one!
not being racist!
"why didn't the black people eat have dinner on new years eve"???

because they don't get money on their food stamps till the first of the month

[HenRoc]

Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Repost.

Yo momma is so fat, that when she put on a Malcolm X sweater the helicopter thought it was a landing pad.

[cvc7chris]

Repost.

Yo momma is so fat, that when she put on a Malcolm X sweater the helicopter thought it was a landing pad.

yeah but the one under that one isn't