Your mama jokes!

[SN2BH22CB7]

Your momma so tall that when she did a Back Flip she kicked GOD.

Your momma so short that when she jumped off the sidewalk she commited suicide.

I haven't heard that in a LONG time!

[Dirty Harry]

You all suck at this really bad.

Your mom's so fat, she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease and they gave her 87 years to live!!!

Your mom's so fat, when she got lost she took up all four sides of the milk carton!!!

Your mom's so dirty, she went to night school and got marked absent!!!

I WIN

[sulimed]

yo momma so old and ugly, when scientist talk about the "missing link". she laughs and and goes "ain't going'a get me that eazy"

[stormblkcb7]

yo momma is so ugly, that when she went to watch a ugly contest, the bouncer said sorry no professionals!!!!

[Makaveli2k]

Your Mom was twice the man you were

[stormblkcb7]

your momma is like a shotgun one cock and she blows.....

[foamypirate]

Now, I'm not racist in anyway, nor do I stereotype, but I just found this one funny.

Yo mama kinda like a brick, flat, heavy, and gets laid by mexicans all the time.

[stormblkcb7]

yo mama is like a bus, men ride on and off of her all day long...

[Lil' Whitie]

Yo momma's so dumb i said it is chilly out, she ran out with a bowl!

[FDAccord]

Your mama is so fat that when she goes out to see a movie, she sits next to everyone.

Thread of the week right here!

Yo momma fat, when she goes to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone !

yo mama so ugly yo daddy works overtime

[DhN]

Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?

Society


i was looking for yo mama jokes an i came across this...no offense to the mexicans here lol

[Father Time]

Your mom's so fat, when she got lost she took up all four sides of the milk carton!!!

I WIN

I haven't heard that one!

[Dom]

your mothers so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

[Lil' Whitie]

yo momma so fat she kept kentucky fried chicken in business!

[SN2BH22CB7]

your mothers so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.