Your mama jokes!

[Father Time]

Your mom's like a hinge, she swings both ways.

[owequitit]

You're momma's so fat, they had to take an aerial photo for her highschool photograph.

[mndude07]

Yo momma so fat, she sweats crisco oil.

[SN2BH22CB7]

Your Mammy is so damn stupid.....when her batteries died in her dildo..she buried it.

Your mammy is so fat....when she went to get sized..her waist size was "equator"

Your mammy is so ugly....when she looked in the mirror..she scared herself.

your mammy is so so poor....all this time..she though the old school brown food stamps was regular currency.

Your mammy is such a slut.....shes like a door knob...everybody gets a turn.

your mammy is so fat....she uses a 30 ft rug as a towel.

You mammy is so stupid....when she was playing softball with her friends...they told her to keep her eye on the ball...she literally took the ball and put it on her eye.

[Father Time]

Your mom has a glass eye with a fish in it.

[mndude07]

Yo momma stupid, when she got locked in the furniture store, she slept on the floor!

[SN2BH22CB7]

Yo momma stupid, when she got locked in the furniture store, she slept on the floor!

now thats stupid.

[mndude07]

Your Mammy is so damn stupid.....when her batteries died in her dildo..she buried it.

This one was pretty damn funny too.

[SN2BH22CB7]

yo mammys teeth is so big and crooked....when she went to get them corrected...they put a chainlink fence around her mouth.

[mndude07]

Yo momma so hairy, she looks like shes got don king in a headlock!

[SN2BH22CB7]

Yo momma so hairy, she looks like shes got don king in a headlock!

[SN2BH22CB7]

Your mammy is so funky...when she walks past people...they pass out.

your mammy is so damn nasty....she makes Oscar the grouch's trashcan look spotless.

[Father Time]

Your mom is so ugly when she was born her mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Dad said "So let's go and bury her".

[mndude07]

Yo momma so ugly, when she was born the doctor took one look at her and slapped your grandma!

[SN2BH22CB7]

Your mom is so ugly when she was born her mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Dad said "So let's go and bury her".