Your mama jokes!

[Fake Thug]

yo momma eats food in two stages 1000-5000 calories she takes one bit at a time, from 5000-8500 calories vtec kicks in and its two fistfuls at a time

I know..^ weaksauce....LOL

Edited via rules

[Gyuri87]

Looks like not everyone have read to rules haha. Oh well.

Your mama's so fat when she steps on the scale it says to be continued

Your mama's so fat she has to walk up the stairs cause she exceeds the elevator's weight limit.

Your mama's so fat that when you she goes out to see a movie and is the first in line, the second person gets told it's sold out.

Your mama's so fat she was chosen to play Godzilla in the next Japanese version.

Your mama's so fat that politicians still debate on whom land she is.

Your mama's so fat NASA plans to land on her for 2010.

[doughboy415]

game over I win

your momma so dirty(slutty), when she sent me an email, she gave my computer a virus.

[SN2BH22CB7]

Looks like not everyone have read to rules haha. Oh well.

Your mama's so fat when she steps on the scale it says to be continued

Your mama's so fat she has to walk up the stairs cause she exceeds the elevator's weight limit.

Your mama's so fat that when you she goes out to see a movie and is the first in line, the second person gets told it's sold out.

Your mama's so fat she was chosen to play Godzilla in the next Japanese version.

Your mama's so fat that politicians still debate on whom land she is.

Your mama's so fat NASA plans to land on her for 2010.

ROFL

[Gyuri87]

Haha.At least someone likes them. I pretty much instantaneously made most of them up :P

[Lil' Whitie]

yo momma so hairy someone filmed her in the shower and named it 'Groilla in the Mist"

[Fake Thug]

Yo mama so fat , she roller skates on greyhound buses

[stormblkcb7]

Yo mama so fat , she roller skates on greyhound buses

yo momma is so stupid she thought taco bell was mexican phone company

yo momma is so slutty she slept with Maple

[HenRoc]

Yo momma is so stupid she tried to go to a r rated movie and it said under 17 not admitted that she went back and brought 16 of her friends.

[PHENOM]

Yo mama so stupd, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

[GHOST 2.2]

your momma so stupid she drives a neon.

[hs06]

your mom is so old she sat behind jesus in the thrid grade

your mom so short u can see her feet in her driver licenece

your mom so old she waiter tables at the last supper

when your mom was born the the doctors slap her parents

your mom is so ugly she uses a makeup thats called why bother

your mom so ugly when she walks in a bank they turns off the cameras

[Gyuri87]

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Lol. That one's a good one :P

[Father Time]

Your mom is so fat she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!"

Your mom is so fat that when she sat on a Rainbow skittles fell out.

Your mom is so fat she's on both sides of the family.

[Gyuri87]

Lol. I liked the one saying she's on both side of the family haha.