Your mama jokes!

[Gyuri87]

What's up buddies. As you probably figured already, I am (was) really bored (when I started this) but as long as it gets a few laughs it is worth it.

Rules: Everyone posts one and only one "Your mama" joke that has not already been told. and let's see how far it goes.

As for mine it is:

Your mama is so fat that when she goes out to see a movie, she sits next to everyone.

For those who want to comment a joke, comment the ones that have been told before yours in the same post you write your joke in.

[F22HB]

Yo mamma so fat she makes a stock cb7 look dumpped.

[cvc7chris]

your mama is sooo fat if she sits on your cb7 she'll make it look like "customlows" cb7

^^^ read my mind ^^

[lil_dcb7]

your mom's a whore

[sleepycb7]

your mama's so ugly the dog in trcsbrian's thread won't fu#k her!

[C91BLX7]

Your moms so poor I walked in her house and stepped on a cig and she said who turned off the heat and lights

[sleepycb7]

your mama's so poor i walked in her front door and ended up in the back yard

[Father Time]

Your mom's so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang.

[JTEK24]

Yo mama so fat, she took a dump in the pacific and created a tsunami.

[ex_style90]

Yo mama so fat, Jabba da hut said "Damn!!!! "

[bigjoegood1]

Your mama got a wooden leg....wit real feet BA-ZING!!!

[mozzandherb]

get off my mama, cause I just got off yours

[MRX]

if these were prehistoric times your mom would be a Slutasaurus Rex.

[Father Time]

Your mom's so fat after sex I rolled over, rolled over, and rolled over again........and I was still on top of the bitch!

[MRX]

Fuck jabba the hut, your mom's such a whore we call that bitch jabba the slut