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    Because finding Jesus is like tripping on acid...

    http://www.holytaco.com/2007/12/20/how-to-piss-off-god/


    Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

    Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

    Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


    Originally posted by JoshM
    Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
    NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

    #2
    FIRE!!!!!
    FIIIIIRRRRE!
    Cappuccino CB7 Member #4
    FoDough fo moreho
    [FuNKiE FrEsH]

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      #3
      lolz

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        #4
        that's nuts...dude was honest though
        14 Ford Focus ST - stock(ish) - E30 Tune + Green Filter =

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          #5
          Dude, that's fucked up! The guy was on his way to see his fiancee and the god-freak "cured" him of his homosexuality... I feel bad for the fiancee!






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            #6
            can god help me make money?
            I <3 G60.

            0.5mm Oversized Stainless valves and bronze guides available. Pm me please.

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              #7
              Originally posted by wed3k
              can god help me make money?
              FIRE!!!!




              Did it work?????
              3 CB's gone....
              1 WK Overland....

              Still miss the CB though......maybe one day.

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                #8
                ROFL... Jesus freaks like this crack me up. I'm sure God was thinking of our current highway system when he wrote the bible lol...wow
                "Auto racing, bull fighting and mountain climbing are the only real sports....all others are games."
                - Ernest Hemingway

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                  #9
                  fucking pathetic..

                  i never realized that i live only 5 minutes from the "highway to holiness".. unfortunately i cant stand driving on it.. you would think god would find a way to get rid of all the fucking traffic or something..

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by 91Accord-LX
                    FIRE!!!!




                    Did it work?????
                    *rechecks checkings account*
                    I <3 G60.

                    0.5mm Oversized Stainless valves and bronze guides available. Pm me please.

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                      #11
                      I'm a Christian...and while I do not agree with homosexuality...this is crap...and sadly...most of my fellow believers views on that topic are...misled...and they are too damn pushy any way...

                      ...and I hate this "on-fire" crap...*sigh...I'm gonna stop there
                      ____

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by bcjammerx
                        I'm a Christian...and while I do not agree with homosexuality...this is crap...and sadly...most of my fellow believers views on that topic are...misled...and they are too damn pushy any way...

                        ...and I hate this "on-fire" crap...*sigh...I'm gonna stop there
                        x2 bro.


                        and rusty, btw, God didnt write the bible

                        Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

                        Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

                        Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


                        Originally posted by JoshM
                        Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
                        NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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