strip club

[sulimed]

Girlfriends are NEVER free!
You just need to find one with a good cost to benefit ratio

that why you find a dumb dumb sucker. and bait and switch that ass.

[King James]

Ahhh memories of being underage again.....My first strip club experience sucked....They allowed me in even though I was 18 (here you need to be 19)....then when I tried to order a drink they kicked me out lol.....They literally grabbed me by the arm and pulled me out of the bar....All the old perverts were laughing lol

Then outside the bouncer who let me started to get angry with me so we got into a bit of a fight.....Word of advice....Never fight a bouncer when you are wasted and hes sober....Its not likely to work out well....Good times

[deevergote]

I went to a strip club once... and it was a lousy NJ place (bottoms are required). The only attractive girl had A cups. The rest looked like Mr. Ed. I only went because I knew a few girls from highschool worked there (one was in the top 10 of the class, got into drugs, and that's where that path took her!)

This ancient stripper came up to me and said in a very Selma Bouvier type voice "Hey hon..." I knew she was going to try to sweet talk me into a lap dance, and the pitcher and a half of lager I had in me wouldn't have stayed put for that... so I stopped her right there and said "no thanks!". She yelled at me, and said I was rude for cutting her off... My poor friend Bill (stone sober... he was driving) accepted a lap dance from Granny Stripper out of pity. Thankfully, Bill has proven time and time again that ugly women are just fine with him.

Yeah, I'll never go back there. Fantasy Showbar... where strippers go to die! (said that once at another job, and a girl I worked with said "hey! I used to work there!" )

[icedplaya123]

I went to a strip club once... and it was a lousy NJ place (bottoms are required). The only attractive girl had A cups. The rest looked like Mr. Ed. I only went because I knew a few girls from highschool worked there (one was in the top 10 of the class, got into drugs, and that's where that path took her!)

This ancient stripper came up to me and said in a very Selma Bouvier type voice "Hey hon..." I knew she was going to try to sweet talk me into a lap dance, and the pitcher and a half of lager I had in me wouldn't have stayed put for that... so I stopped her right there and said "no thanks!". She yelled at me, and said I was rude for cutting her off... My poor friend Bill (stone sober... he was driving) accepted a lap dance from Granny Stripper out of pity. Thankfully, Bill has proven time and time again that ugly women are just fine with him.

Yeah, I'll never go back there. Fantasy Showbar... where strippers go to die! (said that once at another job, and a girl I worked with said "hey! I used to work there!" )

Fantasy Showbar ='s goodtimes nothing like sitting there making fun of strippers lol

[deevergote]

Too true.

[MikeW]

You guys are a bunch of funny motherfuckers!

I agree with Dylan...ive never been, and i might go one day, but ive got a chick.

Deev, i agree on finding a girl with a good ratio, but SN2B's right with making sure its not BMW-type maintenance

[deevergote]

If you find a girl with BMW-type maintenance, she had better give BMW-type performance!

[MikeW]

Agreed!

[MikeW]

..but on the other hand...ive come across, and dated, low maintenance girls who gave BMW-type performance.

Why i passed them up, i dunno, but its one of those mistakes i just try not to think about.

[Father Time]

I guess being 15 and getting in is pretty cool but I don't know if I could go to one anymore. They do get old after awhile.

What killed it for me was when I went to one with my ex-wife and we got into an argument because she said I was "looking at too many women".

I told her "there is ass floating everywhere, how can I NOT LOOK!"

And just think, it was her idea. Now every time I hear about one I think of that day.

[King James]

I guess being 15 and getting in is pretty cool but I don't know if I could go to one anymore. They do get old after awhile.

What killed it for me was when I went to one with my ex-wife and we got into an argument because she said I was "looking at too many women".

I told her "there is ass floating everywhere, how can I NOT LOOK!"

And just think, it was her idea. Now every time I hear about one I think of that day.

I dont go anymore cuz I feel dirty as fuck when I walk in.....Everyone who goes to the one strip club in my town (there are two but only the REALLY dirty people go to the other one) are old perverts who go by themselves....to look at girls who are half their age

Plus I can get pussy for free and actually touch it without feeling like I just got the clap lol

[King James]

Best moment ever at a strip club though.....My buddies and I were fucking hammered after going to the club so we decided to hit up the rippers.....We're sitting there in perv row when they announce they have a new dancer....She walks up on stage and we lost our minds laughing hysterically.

The new dancer was a girl we had just graduated high school with.....She was a decently popular girl too.....We were told if we didnt stop laughing we were gonna get kicked out.....We couldnt stop laughing so we got kicked out lol.....I saw her about a month later in the mall and she just walked the other way with her head down lol

Its kinda like Deevs story....but I didnt get hit on by the old dirty strippers lol

[Father Time]

Wow, I sound a little creepy in my post.

I guess I should have posted I was 22 at the time.

[91 accordlx]

common guys im only 15 at least it wasnt that bad

[GenDBlade]

If you find a girl with BMW-type maintenance, she had better give BMW-type performance!

wait wait wait. are we talking big mexican woman? cause i heard they get freaky.