would you rather ....

[B20F22A1]

lunch lady

[Straight Success]

For the men, who would you have sex with, Mrs. Butterworth or Aunt Jemima?

For the women, who would you have sex with, Uncle Ben (Uncle Ben's Rice) or Dave Thomas (Wendy's)?

[TurboZach]

Butterworth.

High paid but don't make a difference or minimum wage for appreciated work?

[drkshdw107]

Butterworth.

High paid but don't make a difference or minimum wage for appreciated work?

minimum wage!!!

Get hit buy an 18 wheeler doing 80 mph or get chopped up in helicopter blades

[Straight Success]

minimum wage!!!

Get hit buy an 18 wheeler doing 80 mph or get chopped up in helicopter blades

UMMM, that's a tuffie! . I think I'm not gonna answer this one. I'll pass.

[Father Time]

minimum wage!!!

Get hit buy an 18 wheeler doing 80 mph or get chopped up in helicopter blades

Helicopter blades. Blender action FTW! guaranteed death, I wouldn't worry about long term medical difficulties if I survived my 80mph kiss.

Eaten alive by acid or having your skin peeled off like a banana?

[drkshdw107]

Helicopter blades. Blender action FTW! guaranteed death, I wouldn't worry about long term medical difficulties if I survived my 80mph kiss.

Eaten alive by acid or having your skin peeled off like a banana?

owwwww....thats a tuffie....probably the acid...

falling into a live volcano, or freezing to death at the top of Mt. Everest.

[foamypirate]

Live Volcano.

Have salt poured on your eyeballs or your fingers stuck in a blender?

[sulimed]

salty eye balls FTL

be a man with a small dick

or a woman with huge tits

[JaiBeezy DnB]

ill be a woman fa sho, more fun.

Fall into a 10 foot ant hill for 10 minutes

or

Have your genitals turned inside out and dipped in salt.

[sulimed]

ill be a woman fa sho, more fun.

Fall into a 10 foot ant hill for 10 minutes

or

Have your genitals turned inside out and dipped in salt.

what type of ants

[Father Time]

what type of ants

siafu

[Straight Success]

ill be a woman fa sho, more fun.

Fall into a 10 foot ant hill for 10 minutes

or

Have your genitals turned inside out and dipped in salt.

Give me the ant hill. Ohhh.... The genitals, that sounds painful...

Would you rather have your eyelids cut off and fed sleeping pills or not eat for a week and take a whole bottle of laxative?

[jennaccord_210]

Give me the ant hill. Ohhh.... The genitals, that sounds painful...

Would you rather have your eyelids cut off and fed sleeping pills or not eat for a week and take a whole bottle of laxative?

i think i'll go w/ the eyeballs

would you rather drink someone elses urine or eat your own shit!

[Makaveli2k]

drink urine... I don't want shit stuck in my teeth.

Now who would you rather pork?
Rosie O'Donnell or Larry King?