Originally posted by youngJAY
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my number 1
1.when everything is rattling, squeaking and knocking.
i cant get rid of it!
to fix something you must fix something else first
EXTERIOR:
-paint is faded
-your antenna doesnt work anymore
-the pin striping is horrid, you try to take it off and it leaves a tan line
-black trim is fading
-bug splatters all over the front bumper
INTERIOR:
-your black center piece counsel is cracked.
-your door handles are cracked
-the chrome trim on your ebrake starts peeling
-you pull out your rear seat and you have a history of old school candy and pennies that embeded itself onto the metal.
-your windows dont glide in place (so you have to glide it with your hand while rolling it up) *sedans*
-windows rattle because the clips became loose *coupes*
-turn signal, headlight print on the knobs are worn off.
-your a/c smells like junk
-you dont wear the lap belt on your automatic seat belt
REPAIRS:
-oil in your spark plugs
-the older your automatic tranny is the more louder it sounds like a super charger
-your constantly repairing the car
-motor mounts go bad
-joints and bushings go bad
-when you work on your car it looks like you played in tar/mud.
-suspension seems to never be fixed (no matter how much you did to it)
BRAKES:
-drum brakes dont slow down the car as much anymore
-your ebrake goes all the way up.
-brakes are mushy or softLast edited by GHOST 2.2; 11-16-2007, 09:52 PM.
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When Ur Power Antena Everyytime It Goes Down
Feels Like A Transformer
When The Leds In Ur Oem Spoiler Star Going Disco On U
When Ur Missing Hubcaps
When The Lens Of The Corners Just Decides To Let Go
U Have Rusted Exhaust
When Ur D4 Light Doesnt Lite Up No More
As For Richie That Brake Warning Light
If Its Not Ur Brake Lights
Its That Ur Brake Fld Is Low
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When you stick you head out the window, then you open the door and forget the seat belt is moving and hit your head
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