You know u drive a CB when...

[stanchua]

when your car needs tow truck service @ least once every winter

[1990AccordBoy]

sry to bring this up again.. but some of these are amazing! heres a few:

you wash your car but you have the old faded paint job where you can't tell if its clean OR dirty.

when your polishing your steel wheels without the hub caps because long as you know it, its sitting on the road some where in a farrr away state.

when your friends are in the car, and they want to get out, they go for the unbuckle belt button on your accord, and you have to reach over and open the door for them and tell them " its luxury!"

when your driving with a friend, you see a CB7 and start doing the "pump it up" dance everytime a CB goes by.

when you drive around and you see another CB with no hub caps at all, you belive its a fellow CB7 member.

you kno u drive a cb7 when your driving down the street and you see a new accord, you feel the need to "show off" the olde schoole!

when you pull up next to a civic with a loud exhaust, you simple shake your head because you know your APEXI is the uber coolest

when your listening to your music pretty loudly and cruisin around town, you pull up next to a person with a louder system, you just roll up your windows

when people bug you about your car tell you its crap, you simply say your getting a new car soon, even though your not.

[Jaga]

when you look forward to jdm everything about your car

[champagneaccord]

...When you scrape the ground...
......When people think you're crazy for spending time and money on such an old sedan!

[Old School]

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When you have spent more than you payed for it in repairs and upgrades in less then 6 months and worked on it in most of your spare time making your girlfriend/wife not to happy and knowing your only about a 20% finished with the "project".
And you really don't care what she thinks!!

[Brad92accord]

hahaha all of these are sooo true...

when you know exactly what speed to help the auto tranny shift at....
(or exactly what speed the car shifts at)

...you lose sperm count because you have to hold a drink any bigger than a happy meal sized one between your legs...

....you know where every single ding/scratch/scuff is on your car
(you know when a new one appears)

....you spend a lot of money on replacement parts that arent even that significant from other members on cb7tuner even though you know no one will notice it

...you see cbs on the road and if it had any road rash, the tiniest spec of rust or crappy tint...you say what a piece of shit

...you feel like stealing other peoples rims/fogs/ when you see em in parking lots

...when you run your car hard you feel bad afterwards

...your in a Absolute LOVE/Hate relationship with your car

...your dash cluster is really dim and you want to replace the bulbs like everyday

...when your stupid windows make a sound that sounds like they just cracked or a good shized rock just hit them when you roll them up

[skilzz]

whenever u turn on u heater with the windows up, u get a all windows frosted like a 2% window tint

ur myspace name is so so frostie

ur rear bumper hangs because of a rusted rear fender

[Gyuri87]

You know you drive a CB when:

- You relate Nelly Furtado's "Maneater" to the relationship between you and your car.

...Make you work hard, make you spend hard, make you want all of her love. She's a mannnn eater!...

[jdm_inspired]

You spend mad crazy money on performance parts and rare cosmetic accesories, yet your paint looks like shit.

[skilzz]

You know you drive a CB when:

- You relate Nelly Furtado's "Maneater" to the relationship between you and your car.

...Make you work hard, make you spend hard, make you want all of her love. She's a mannnn eater!...

good one

[Smokinspeeds]

You spend mad crazy money on performance parts and rare cosmetic accesories, yet your paint looks like shit.

my biggest pet peave! make it look good, then if something goes wrong you'll still want to keep it and fix it. If it looks bad AND messes up, it's almost always gonna get the boot...

[ExplodingCake]

When you use Safeway Grocery Performace lowerring springs.

[Gyuri87]

good one

Lol. I actually planned to make a music video of this when I have a little more time this summer but I would need a very good looking CB for it and mine will not be done the way I want it for at least another year.

I was going to talk about my music video project soon but since you brought it up I might as well start it now.

It would be in part humorous with some serious CB7 footage, so whoever lives not too far and would like their CB to be the main character :P let me know.

[DirtySouthHonda]

when your clock resets itself every time you start the car. Oh wait, that's just me.

~DirtySouthHonda

[Straight Success]

When you go to the junk yark to pick up tiny little pieces that only you knew was missing, and they charge you a dollar.