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    #16
    Originally posted by Ilikebigbutts
    lol danny i thought you were smarter than that.
    i am dude, but

    I dont know I slipped. Wont happen again.

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    Originally posted by JoshM
    Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
    NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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      #17
      start submitting his email adress to a bunch of soliciters.
      He'll love that.

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        #18
        Originally posted by MadSpleen85

        Danny Duty.. That still makes my laugh when I hear it. Later

        actually, lots of my friends say I should be a cop; "Office Duty"

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        Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


        Originally posted by JoshM
        Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
        NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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          #19
          Originally posted by avendi
          start submitting his email adress to a bunch of soliciters.
          He'll love that.
          I'm subscribing him to midget porn sites as we speak


          jk

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          Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


          Originally posted by JoshM
          Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
          NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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            #20
            danny you become a cop I have no choice but to kill you I hope you know that man.

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              #21
              Originally posted by head4life
              danny you become a cop I have no choice but to kill you I hope you know that man.
              AHAHA, i told my friend that, my BEST friend

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                #22
                Ok Danny here's what you do.

                Agree to his scam.

                And keep everything that is sent to you. Everything.

                Scam him into paying you off. Say you will turn all the contriband to the authorities if he does not do so, as you have reason to believe he is involved in criminal activity.

                Or not. Just submit his e-mail to every sort of spam site possible.

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                  #23
                  whats his email address ill sign him up for crackwhore porn

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                    #24
                    that was on dateline like 3 months ago.
                    they buy stolen stuff and make you ship it to nigera or some neighboring country where the poilce is small.

                    then dateline whet to this guys house who sends stuff out said he was getting money through paypal but, didn't get any.
                    he said the lady was gonna marry him and all kinds of stuff .
                    he spend his life saving on shipping charges.wtf

                    what you do is ask him where you send the package to??

                    then get is ip address (look it up) see what country he is really in.
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                      #25
                      Originally posted by Dv8
                      Ok Danny here's what you do.

                      Agree to his scam.

                      And keep everything that is sent to you. Everything.

                      Scam him into paying you off. Say you will turn all the contriband to the authorities if he does not do so, as you have reason to believe he is involved in criminal activity.

                      Or not. Just submit his e-mail to every sort of spam site possible.
                      Most likely, it's goods purchased with stolen credit card numbers. If he gets the stuff shipped to his house, he's the one they're going to be after!

                      You'd be a mule, Danny! Only instead of a condom full of coke shoved up your ass, it's going to be full of xbox 360s and ps3s!






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                        #26
                        I hate dealing online because of this reason. Thats why I just prefer to send my resume out to wherever I am working instead of doing that. Also if you want a nice resource my management gave me a link - linkedin.com or whatever you can post your resume there. These are more serious people and they dont fuck around as much. So only post there if you are serious. There is no guarantee of you getting a job but there are potential employers on there looking around.

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                          #27
                          I get calls from all sorts of places for my resume on Monster and CareerBuilder. It's never anything good, though. I got sucked into insurance sales when they called and offered me "management". The company was actually quite good, and if I ever sold insurance, it'd be for them. If my life didn't take a nose dive at that precise time, I may have done it!

                          But yeah, unless you're qualified for something that is difficult to find (in which case, you'll probably already have a good job), you won't get people worth talking to finding you. When you're young and inexperienced, regardless of education, YOU have to find and impress THEM. If they come looking for you, their standards are probably way too low.






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                            #28
                            Yeah, I like staying local with my work, as much as possible. I've never really been offered anything like Danny's talking about.

                            OT: I've been getting a bunch of bull shit International Lotto email scams.

                            And Danny, you really don't have that much to worry about, what is the dumbass gonna do with your phone number? That doesn't make him able to get your credit card info, or anything like that. So what if he comes to your ass to butt rape you, lol, maybe he is a real pastor!

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                              #29
                              first thing that popped out at me was this line:

                              "Pastor Paul Wilson: you will be paying $2000 as your salary every month"

                              YOU will be paying... ???

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                                #30
                                Also aren't churches supposed to donate that money to charity or something not pay people? Or thats what I always though since they were a non profit organization right? Correct me if I am wrong.

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