peeing

[H23CB7]

sorry that's exit only. nothing is going up my penis. btw i hear when you're in South America, you're not suppose to pee while in the water because theres this small fish that will swim right up in there.. ouch.

lol

[JohnD1079]

sorry that's exit only. nothing is going up my penis. btw i hear when you're in South America, you're not suppose to pee while in the water because theres this small fish that will swim right up in there.. ouch.

This is true fellas, They don tjust swim up there, but when they freak out their defense system is to some what become like a porcipine, they have like needle things shoot out everywhere

[NAiL05]

This is true fellas, They don tjust swim up there, but when they freak out their defense system is to some what become like a porcipine, they have like needle things shoot out everywhere

Cool free piercing in South America I am there.

[H23CB7]

Cool free piercing in South America I am there.

no thanks

[blizzard335]

sorry that's exit only. nothing is going up my penis. btw i hear when you're in South America, you're not suppose to pee while in the water because theres this small fish that will swim right up in there.. ouch.

now where did i hear about that? oh, Greys??

I just shoot it straight into the hole. Squats FTMFW!!!

Piss travelling in an arc, then hitting the water from 3 feet up. The sound. Oh yeah.

Same goes for shit. Aim for the hole and dump. PLOPOP!!

[Father Time]

i have a cathater..so while you guys are in the bathroom with other guys staring at your johnson..im just chillin on the mall bench..people be like man he looks comfortable sitting there...cause im pissin bitch

That sucks, sorry to hear that.! Leg bags FTL!

[Dirty Harry]

Tisk' Tisk' at the Maddox Wannabe.

Shut the fuck up. Maddox is a pansy and couldn't fuckin' curl 20 lbs if his life depended on it.

Back to business, not enough chicks in this thread!!!

[Night Wolf]

Aim for the hole and dump. PLOPOP!!

[Dirty Harry]

Ever pissed on your bitch in the shower?

It's awesome

[blizzard335]

perfect dive! 10/10

[d112crzy]

Ever pissed on your bitch in the shower?

It's awesome

yes. she didn't know I was doing it until she looked down, lol. funniest shit ever!

My pee goes wherever it wants to. If it misses, it misses.

[H23CB7]

yes. she didn't know I was doing it until she looked down, lol. funniest shit ever!

My pee goes wherever it wants to. If it misses, it misses.

lol
They usually don't notice untill they realize that the water on there foot is hotter then the water coming out of the shower head! Good shit

[wed3k]

Its like a fountain I dont know! Usually i calculate the arc and the velocity it comes out at and measure it that way lol.

is that into your mouth or in the belly button?

[NAiL05]

is that into your mouth or in the belly button?

Depends on if I am drunk or sober hahaha i keed i keed lol.

[MikeW]

x2 on the shower bit...funny stuff

what shakes??? 1, 2......112??