peeing

[jennaccord_210]

hahaha ... i stand with one leg on each side of seat and just let go ...

if im in bed and dont wake up then so be it .. ill pee laying down


lol ...

u all r dorks for asking this

[jennaccord_210]

LOL!!!

MissAccord just imagine what he does when he's taking a SHIT!!!

OMG...

lol .. i dont think i wana know what he does when he shits ... ewwww

[avendi]

lol .. i dont think i wana know what he does when he shits ... ewwww

It's probably more accurate to say he's giving birth to bodily waste.

[accordtypeR]

It's probably more accurate to say he's giving birth to bodily waste.

this thread is so funny but at the same time it makes absolutely no sense.

[H23CB7]

hahaha ... i stand with one leg on each side of seat and just let go ...

if im in bed and dont wake up then so be it .. ill pee laying down


lol ...

u all r dorks for asking this

lol just trying to be funny

[Dirty Harry]

hahaha ... i stand with one leg on each side of seat and just let go

that's fuckin' hot

[Charliehstle209]

I pee'd in a bottle while driving friday night.... I was on a stretch of highway and there were no cars and i didnt want to stop... I filled up a 9oz bottle and still didnt finish.



Then i got pulled over and the cop asked me..." whats in that waterbottle?".....NO, JUST PLAYING(bout the cop)!!

[owequitit]

LOL!!!

MissAccord just imagine what he does when he's taking a SHIT!!!

OMG...

LOL!

"You show that turd who's boss!"

"Hey man, how about a courtesy flush!?"

[AG17CB7]

on the side unless i really got to go then its in the water. f%^ aiming

[Leung]

it just depends on how bad i gotta go or if i'm stumbling out of bed in the middle of the night to piss, but mostly right into the middle.

[Night Wolf]

to the side. unless I just woke up. then I piss all over the toilet. like wiper fluid.

[NAiL05]

I let mine dance to music when I go. Its baller. It can lean like a cholo sometimes.

[1990Ex]

that's fuckin' hot

i thought the samething lmao, i ate a mre today an it fucked my guts all up just thought i would share with you guys lol




mre peanut butter ftmfw lol

[MikeW]

x2 on asking the ladies as well

screw being considerate....not for peeing, but just screw it in general. Im pretty sure there has never been a time in my life where i was worried about be considerate when i pee'd...indoors at least

Im usually an "off to the side" kinda guy. I dont like anything splashing back. and as for urinals....i usually step back a tad and aim to the lower left or right. Not the cake. Thats in there to freshen things up. dont know why youd pee on it, or why theyd put it there, but i digress.

When i own my own home, im gonna have a urinal, but the cake is gonna hang into the urinaly from the handle. kinda like a tree air freshener

[Maple50175]

Down to the side of toilet I try to make it as quite as possible.