Bored with nothing to do! ( NWS text )

[SN2BH22CB7]

thought Id make up some skit of twisted stories....it goes a little like this:

The marshmellow man is fucking lil miss muffet because she was sitting on her tuffet...then Humpty dumpty...came and scrambled his eggs all over red riding hoods face!..then ..the 7 dwarves...kidnapped the little mermaid and fucked her mouth...because she couldn't speak....then they cut her in half...and had a fish fry.

Jack sold his beanstock ..because he wanted to stick his dick in Mrs Claus.....Santa was off fucking Mother goose...because he wanted the golden egg. then...in came the fragles...started throwing rocks and shit...and Mr.Rogers neighborhood got all trashed because burt and earnie tricked snuflegufleous into shitting all over the sidewalks...then had oscar the grouch...roll his trashcan into Mel's Diner. Lambchop called GI-Joe..because the big bad wolf was trying to eat him along with his sidedish of bacon from the three little pigs.....Voltron flew in...and shot Gargamel because he was trying to fuck smurfette.

Just as you would things would get any worse...Liono was fucking She-ra in the ass...because He-man was caught facefucking wonderwoman...when all this was going down...Orko was flying around...busting nuts on the little rugrats heads...man..while all this was jumping off...wolverine was fucking supergirl doggystyle....because she failed to free cyclopse...she said..cyclose wouldn't give her his one eyed willy. its just sad...strawberry shorcake was bitchslapping Raggady Ann because she was fucking Raggady Andy!....its just a jerry springer episode!


Raggady Ann got mad at Andy because he said...strawberry shortcake's pussy was sweet.



its just a big ol Clusterfuck!

[JaiBeezy DnB]

Lmao Wtf, nice!

[Frazzums]

But what happened to Birdman and Spaceghost?

[SN2BH22CB7]

But what happened to Birdman and Spaceghost?

they got beheaded ..because they was caught in speedracer's car sucking each other off.

[arcadiacb7]

Dude WTF????

Ok so where was Spiderman and Peter Pan? during all this.

[SN2BH22CB7]

Dude WTF????

Ok so where was Spiderman and Peter Pan? during all this.

Oh those two idiots....Spiderman webbed up Captain hook and made him lick tinkerbell's asscrack....and made him watch as they stole all his gold. Peterpan wiped his nutsack all over Captain hooks face....and then told tinkerbell to give captain hook a golden shower.

tinkerbell flew off with a big grin on her face...and spiderman and peterpan proceeded to steal captain hook's gold....and then sank the ship...while Davey crocket hooked them up with a ride to Willy wonka's chocolate factory.....they wanted to give Willy wonka the gold so they could swim in the big pot of liquid chocolate.

[Gemini]

Please continue

[SN2BH22CB7]

Please continue

Oh man, you should of seen what happend next....

the carebears....teletubbies ..and a bunch of glow-worms jumped Batman and Robin....made them strip and the *** teletubby ( tinky winky )...tied them up to the wall....and molested them.

Catwoman and Sailormoon was on the roof licking each other while they was watching Batman and Robin get violated...then silversurfer flew into a bilboard because he was distracted by watching Catwoman and Sailormoon go at it. it was some funny shit mayne.

the Greengoblin smacked Ironman in the face because he was watching Superman jackoff to bettyboop porn. Baloo the bear snuck into Goldielocks bedroom and started sniffin her thongs...he got mad because she had streakmarks and he got shit stuck on his nose.

[SN2BH22CB7]

BigBird was sitting on the corner and saw this...

Alvin the chickmunk breaking into Popeye's crib to steal all of the cheeseburgers that Popeye's uncle stashed away. he got caught by Barney rubble and Dino....and they chased him down with a T-Rex legbone. just as Alvin rounded the corner.. Alf uppercutted him and said...AHHH YOU KILL ME...AH AH AH.

Barney Rubble...Dino...and Alf stood over Alvin with crooked grins on their faces....then out of nowhere..PeeWee Herman comes running down the block with his dick in his hand...pissin on everyone in sight. Barney the purple Dinosaur was on his rollerskates...just chilling..when the Hamburgler hit him upside his head with Ronald McDonald red boot.

Grimise and the Burgerking got into a shoving match because The king wouldn't stop smiling....it all started because Wendy threw a Frosty at Grimise and said " FAT ASS " and the Burgerking was smiling when it happend.

makes me wonder...will the violence and twisted acts stop

[head4life]

LOL LOL LOL LOL

you're crazy dude

[arcadiacb7]

wow..........fuckin...........wow

I'm speechless.........

truly speechless.............................

I'm laughing but............................................

fuck.............................................. .............................

wow............................................... .......................................

keep going. What about carl and the aqua teens, you gotta let us know what happened to them?

[SN2BH22CB7]

wow..........fuckin...........wow

I'm speechless.........

truly speechless.............................

I'm laughing but............................................

fuck.............................................. .............................

wow............................................... .......................................

keep going. What about carl and the aqua teens, you gotta let us know what happened to them?

Oh shit....them...Yo, it was a simple misunderstanding...Meatwad just sold em all for a boost mobile that Shake was using.....he was mocking him, " WHERE YOU AT "

then...Barrack the Praying mantis..captured him...threw meatwad in a frying pan..and make him some meatwadburgers.

it was a sad day for meatwad..but thats what he got for selling out his friends.

Big *** AL was chilling in Chef's crib...diggin in his ass...because Chef made Butters stick his rattle toy up his ass...and it had slobber all over it......so it made his ass itch.

it was just wrong on so many levels...

just as this was going down....the Stay Fuff man...just ran through and stepped on Big Gal AL...because Slimer from the Ghostbusters..got shot by Cartman...so Stay Puff got mad and just squashed everyone from the SouthPark gang set.


JEEVES paid Snagglepuss to rob pink panther because he stole his cleaning feather....Pink Panther stole the feather because he wanted to tickle Miss Piggy's pussy....but what happend was....when Snagglepuss showed up...Kermit the frog already smoked Pink panther...but it was funny because Miss piggy forgot to tell Kermit that she was fucking pink panther..because...when she would get a stomach ache....pink panther would bust nuts in her mouth..and give her his ( Pepto pismol )


Mario and Luigi ran a Train on OliveOil....they wanted to see if she was really flexible like she'd showed before....so Mario took her legs...spreaded em far apart......and dove right into her pussy......then Luigi started earfucking her...it was funny....because his dick got stuck..and Mario got stuck in the pussy...so they ended up yelling for Yoshi to pull them out Bluto was mad as hell...because he had just asked OliveOil to marry him.....but he just stood there....with a frown...he turned around...and Spawn was laughing at him...then hit him with his chain..and said, " BE A MAN..YOU PUSSY". Spawn walked in...ripped Yoshi's head off....tore Luigi in half, exposing his guts and lungs...and shot Marios ass off with a 12 gauge...but..what he failed to realize..he had just killed OliveOil when he shot Mario.

it was just a big Ol mess!

[arcadiacb7]

well i see. again wow..........

[SN2BH22CB7]

well i see. again wow..........

[jennaccord_210]

Oh shit....them...Yo, it was a simple misunderstanding...Meatwad just sold em all for a boost mobile that Shake was using.....he was mocking him, " WHERE YOU AT "

then...Barrack the Praying mantis..captured him...threw meatwad in a frying pan..and make him some meatwadburgers.

it was a sad day for meatwad..but thats what he got for selling out his friends.

awwwww why u gotta kill meatwad ...