Corrupt my wish - Forum Game.

[4U2H8ME]

Granted, while street racing Vin Diesal your intake welds blow and for some reason the floor board falls out. Then later some guys on motorcycles shoot the car with uzis.

I wish my job didnt suck so much...

Granted, now you love your job and going to work is wonderful, but now your personal life sucks.

I wish I never had to pay taxes ever again on anything!

[blazenem]

Granted, now you love your job and going to work is wonderful, but now your personal life sucks.

I wish I never had to pay taxes ever again on anything!

granted but then they just raise the price on everything 3 fold to compensate. (thanks alot)


i wish i knew how to weld....

[sombra13]

Granted but u can't afford the good suff so eveything u weld breaks



I wish I could make my car the fastest automagic cb

[Masamune]

Granted, but after an unfortunate track day you grenade the engine and shred the tranny.

I wish my wife played more video games

[almostJDM]

granted but she then does nothing but play and you are stuck doing everything around the house

I wish my next swap was already finished

[T04ECB7]

granted but upon first startup it knocks....


i wish i had a better job

[blazenem]

granted but upon first startup it knocks....


i wish i had a better job

granted but then you get fired on your day off for stealing boxes like Craig from friday

i wish i was the most interesting man in the world!!

[Makaveli2k]

granted but then you get fired on your day off for stealing boxes like Craig from friday

i wish i was the most interesting man in the world!!

Granted, but I am the most interesting man in the Universe.

I wish I wasn't so fly.

=p

[Tippey764]

Granted, but I am the most interesting man in the Universe.

I wish I wasn't so fly.

=p

Granted but you turn into a fat woman

I wish i could legally drive again.

[almostJDM]

Granted but you turn into a fat woman

I wish i could legally drive again.

Granted but you have to drive the slowest car in the world

I wish my cb was finished

[jennaccord_210]

Granted but you have to drive the slowest car in the world

I wish my cb was finished

Granted ... its complete ... a complete piece of shit!

I wish I was awesome!

[wherm]

granted, but you're only awesome at hop scotch.

I wish I had huge garage in my backyard.

[Smokey9012]

Granted but it's only a 3x3 yard

I wish I could find work

[cbscandal]

Granted, you now roll cigarettes for 10 cents a day in a third world country.

I wish I had money.

[HenRoc]

Granted, now share the wealth.

I wish I was a baller.