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You have Cake, but youre allegric to coconut and you eat it and you break out in hives. So bad that your eyes are swollen shut. Then you start running into random shit, and then trip over a cord, hit your head on the hood of your car, and knock yourself out.
I wish this semester would be over already so I can be one step closer to graduation in May.
Granted but then your car catches on fire and burns to the grown form a leaky power steering connection the day after you get everything the way you want it.
I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala
Granted, but you're in your pimped out "rainbow candy" paint job Impala while wearing a top hat to feel tall and calling your girl who is at the batting cages and you accidentally ran over the rabbit.
Granted, but in your sleep, you have a massive heart attack and die, missing school.
I wish my car would stop causing me grief
granted, but then your girl starts giving you more grief.
i wish i wouldnt stay up so late and fuck up my sleep schedule so much i miss classes the next day.
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Originally posted by Stephen Fry
'It's now very common to hear people say, "I'm rather offended by that", as if that gives them certain rights. It's no more than a whine. It has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. "I'm offended by that." Well, so fucking what?' —Stephen Fry
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