Corrupt my wish - Forum Game.

[CKYaccordHIM]

granted its in greenland

i wish there were no fat chicks... ever

granted but the only chicks left are anorexic ethiopian women.

I wish i had more free time..

[Makaveli2k]

granted but the only chicks left are anorexic ethiopian women.

I wish i had more free time..

Granted, but that more free time will be taken away from CKYaccordHIM sexual activity time.. in other words you'll have more free time.. but no more sexy time.

I wish my penis was an inch bigger... that would bring it to 13 inches =D.

[CKYaccordHIM]

Granted, but that more free time will be taken away from CKYaccordHIM sexual activity time.. in other words you'll have more free time.. but no more sexy time.

I wish my penis was an inch bigger... that would bring it to 13 inches =D.

granted but when erect it has too much blood flow at once and bursts causing you to lose it.

I wish my car was off the showroom floor brand new..

[foamypirate]

granted but when erect it has too much blood flow at once and bursts causing you to lose it.

I wish my car was off the showroom floor brand new..

Granted, but it's a Chevy Aveo.

I wish I had a chip burner...

[Cb7GHOST]

Granted, but it's a Chevy Aveo.

I wish I had a chip burner...

granted but it always burns to make your car have a speed limiter of 25mph.

[CoPilot1]

granted but it always burns to make your car have a speed limiter of 25mph.

what no wish??

I wish it was wednesday so all my parts would be here

[lummieCB7]

granted, but it's wednesday 3 weeks from now.

i wish i could read my PMs

[skilzz]

granted but u could only see the first letter of every word

i wish my GF was 18

[foamypirate]

granted but u could only see the first letter of every word

i wish my GF was 18

Granted, but she dumps you for a chainsmoking redneck.

I wish I had some fiberglass to properly build my grill (stupid bondo is coming off because I got sick of working on the damn thing and just put it on).

[skilzz]

Granted, but she dumps you for a chainsmoking redneck.

I wish I had some fiberglass to properly build my grill (stupid bondo is coming off because I got sick of working on the damn thing and just put it on).

dude im sooo afraid of rednecks

granted but the fibers will never stick... neverrrrrrrrrr

i wish i never run into rednecks

[Father Time]

dude im sooo afraid of rednecks

granted but the fibers will never stick... neverrrrrrrrrr

i wish i never run into rednecks

GRANTED: but a redneck moves in next door which causes you to never go outside your house and you become a grumpy old hermit.

I wish summer was here already.

[skilzz]

GRANTED: but a redneck moves in next door which causes you to never go outside your house and you become a grumpy old hermit.

I wish summer was here already.

granted but theres a whole bunch of tornadoes and thunder storms and every living thing in your state dies(if your not in WI)

i wish 91Accord-LX didnt corrupt wishes so bad

[jennaccord_210]

granted but theres a whole bunch of tornadoes and thunder storms and every living thing in your state dies(if your not in WI)

i wish 91Accord-LX didnt corrupt wishes so bad

GRANTED! but now i will corrupt your wishes .. bwahahahahahaha!

i wish i had a never ending supply of money in my pockets.

[steelbluesleepR]

GRANTED! but now i will corrupt your wishes .. bwahahahahahaha!

i wish i had a never ending supply of money in my pockets.

Granted, but its a currency nobody uses!

i wish all my professors would give me A's this semester.

[jennaccord_210]

Granted, but its a currency nobody uses!

i wish all my professors would give me A's this semester.

ghey! hehe

GRANTED: but for every A you recieve an F and flunk. u decide to drop outta school to become a stripper at The Wild Zebra for some quick cash. you end up getting mixed up with the wrong shit and commit suicide only 7 days after dropping out! lol

i wish .... i had the fastest 1997 honda accord in the world!