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    What makes 100%???

    What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
    P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
    16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


    and


    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,
    B-U-L-L-S-*-*-*
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far brown nosing will take you.

    B-R-O-W-N-N-O-S-I-N-G
    2+18+15+23+14+14+15+19+9+14+7 = 150%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls*** and Brown Nosing that will put you over the top.

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    lol
    Originally posted by jboyce
    i f'd this girl last night i hadnt seen in a while...used to be cute, but when i had her naked lying on my bed i noticed she had gained alot of weight and looked like a manatee rolling around on my bed.

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      #3
      Hmmm... good way to put it...

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        #4
        That's the truth.
        !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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          #5

          Your car is faster, I'm the better driver

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            #6
            nuff said

            ...adjust accordingly

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              #7
              0oh thats a good one

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                #8
                great


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                  #9
                  u learn sumth'n every day

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                    #10
                    someone was bored as hell to find this

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                      #11
                      ^^^^^^^^ shes hot(off topic), and i agree, the bullsh** is wat keeps work alive

                      edit: i meant the girl, lady, woman, dont want to offend her. MS.210
                      Last edited by manny_turbo; 09-28-2007, 09:58 AM.
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                        #12
                        I guess that means sleeping (ZZZZZZZZZZ), would make me Billionaire

                        Owner of https://theclunkerjunker.com

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