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    I Witnessed A Murder Today...

    I saw a murder today...

    I was riding home from work today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a lady in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of people were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 000 call the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mum what I had just seen. Then my mum got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

    #2
    damn thats fukd up.... lol@ bel-air

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      #3
      Well, the last half was pretty funny, but is the first part serious? If so DAMN


      Originally posted by Maple50175
      Oh here we go again. Maples other half.

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        #4
        thats fucked up man. i hope they find those two bitches and put them where they belong.
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          #5
          WTF....LOL

          that was random how you just broke out with that FRESH PRINCE ...
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            #6
            im starting to think BS

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            Originally posted by JoshM
            Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
            NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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              #7
              Originally posted by lil_dcb7
              im starting to think BS
              X2, I've read it before.

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                #8
                hahaha i found it funny,

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                  #9
                  not a joking matter man

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                      #11
                      i like how after the whole "fresh prince" thing, people were still like OMG, REALLY?

                      i heard he submitted this story to the paper you cited above.........it WAS all real then

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                        #12
                        Lame

                        Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

                        Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

                        Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


                        Originally posted by JoshM
                        Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
                        NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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                          #13
                          that was fucked up
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                            #14
                            Thats was actually intriguing and funny at the same time.
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                              #15
                              It was all serious and then broke out in a rhyme.

                              Dude that was def and stupid yo!
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