OK... i think it began last Saturday
Saturday : tranny blows out in the sedan. I have to get pulled to Trickedaccords house by a damn minivan. Go out that night and can't find a decent race and every attempt to race gets fucked up by either a cop or traffic.
Sunday : While attempting to pull my car home the damn strap keeps on breaking on us. By the time we made it back to my house i had done put several knots in it. After that we went on a road trip and for the love of god can't find a single race the whole 300 + mile trip that was worthy of anything.
Monday : At work the machine i run had issues all damn day and was being a pain in the ass. After work i decided to work on another car (Suzuki Swift Gti) that i am fixing because supposedly the parts came in at the parts store. I get to the parts store and they are the wrong ones. They have to reorder again. By this time I am thinking to myself " what else is going to happen ??"
Tuesday : At work, the machine was running fine but the material that i was running was giving me a hard time to bend and cut. If you are wondering, I run a 500 ton shear at a metal recycling place. Anyways things didn't go right all day at work. Get home and start on my buddies car which i am also working on replacing the front end because of a wreck. When i started to turn on the air compressor.. it takes a shit. the damn electrical box just puffs up in smoke and no worky !!! ARGGG. So now i have to do it by hand which is kinda hard because of the space I have to work with. (the car is a 2000 Dodge Stratus by the way). The radiator that came with the front clip looks like it would work but its all backwards and stuff.. so now i have to try and rig something up. nothing is working and about 9pm the light under the carport goes out. By that time i said FUCK IT. I give up. LIGHTS OUT !!!
Today : I was already in a pissy mood this morning because of last night. I walk out the door and get in the Suzuki to take it to work since i kinda fixed it so i could drive it if needed and the damn battery is dead. OK.. so then i go to the next vehicle which is my 70 chevy C20 and the damn thing won't start... not getting any fire. I was like .. what the fuck.. because i drove it last night to the store and no problems and just came back and parked. So now i take the battery out the CB7 and put in the Suzuki and I just barely make it to work in time. Work was pretty good except for a line busting and having to replace a couple of grease fittings. On my way home... going the back way my car dies in my neighbors driveway ( which is the back way to my work). So i get out and just leave the damn thing right there... and walk home !!!! I had a buddy come over and see if he could help me fix my truck and while doing this I drop a pair of channel locks in between the radiator and grille and the damn thing pokes a hole in my radiator. So now i need a damn radiator and a new distributor !!!
So now i have six cars in the damn driveway.. and not a single fucking one runs !!! NOW that is fucking MURPHY's LAW !!! if something can... it will go wrong !!! I GIVE UP !!!
Saturday : tranny blows out in the sedan. I have to get pulled to Trickedaccords house by a damn minivan. Go out that night and can't find a decent race and every attempt to race gets fucked up by either a cop or traffic.
Sunday : While attempting to pull my car home the damn strap keeps on breaking on us. By the time we made it back to my house i had done put several knots in it. After that we went on a road trip and for the love of god can't find a single race the whole 300 + mile trip that was worthy of anything.
Monday : At work the machine i run had issues all damn day and was being a pain in the ass. After work i decided to work on another car (Suzuki Swift Gti) that i am fixing because supposedly the parts came in at the parts store. I get to the parts store and they are the wrong ones. They have to reorder again. By this time I am thinking to myself " what else is going to happen ??"
Tuesday : At work, the machine was running fine but the material that i was running was giving me a hard time to bend and cut. If you are wondering, I run a 500 ton shear at a metal recycling place. Anyways things didn't go right all day at work. Get home and start on my buddies car which i am also working on replacing the front end because of a wreck. When i started to turn on the air compressor.. it takes a shit. the damn electrical box just puffs up in smoke and no worky !!! ARGGG. So now i have to do it by hand which is kinda hard because of the space I have to work with. (the car is a 2000 Dodge Stratus by the way). The radiator that came with the front clip looks like it would work but its all backwards and stuff.. so now i have to try and rig something up. nothing is working and about 9pm the light under the carport goes out. By that time i said FUCK IT. I give up. LIGHTS OUT !!!
Today : I was already in a pissy mood this morning because of last night. I walk out the door and get in the Suzuki to take it to work since i kinda fixed it so i could drive it if needed and the damn battery is dead. OK.. so then i go to the next vehicle which is my 70 chevy C20 and the damn thing won't start... not getting any fire. I was like .. what the fuck.. because i drove it last night to the store and no problems and just came back and parked. So now i take the battery out the CB7 and put in the Suzuki and I just barely make it to work in time. Work was pretty good except for a line busting and having to replace a couple of grease fittings. On my way home... going the back way my car dies in my neighbors driveway ( which is the back way to my work). So i get out and just leave the damn thing right there... and walk home !!!! I had a buddy come over and see if he could help me fix my truck and while doing this I drop a pair of channel locks in between the radiator and grille and the damn thing pokes a hole in my radiator. So now i need a damn radiator and a new distributor !!!
So now i have six cars in the damn driveway.. and not a single fucking one runs !!! NOW that is fucking MURPHY's LAW !!! if something can... it will go wrong !!! I GIVE UP !!!
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