I gotta vent like a motherfucker

[gloryaccordy]

Aight so today is my bday right.

I had a few friends over at a bar my friend from high school owns.

I swear to God I've never been so embarrassed.

We get to the bar, I'm dancing, I'm laughing, I'm doing my fucking thing, girls are all over me left and right, girls I don't even know are rubbing me with their breasts and asses, I'm gettin free drinks cause it's my birthday, I'm seeing people I haven't seen in years, it's beautiful as fuck.

I get a text from this hot, slammin Hatian chick I met... sigh on a fucking message board... that I'd been working on for a few weeks... she hits me up out of the blue like 'happy bday!' I talk her into coming down but she takes FOREVER. More on that later.

A fight breaks out outside and someone crashes their car trying to parallel park, and I'm jumpin around like 'ohhhh shit!!! its about to get CRAZY!!!' But that wasn't even the beginning.

Two girls I'm with who are supposed to be fucking alcohol tanks start gettin sick from alcohol and it all goes downhill. One THROWS UP ALL OVER MY FUCKING JEANS. I'm LIVID! Then another one starts passing out and basically becomes a corpse.

We're all going back and forth like 'shit should we call an ambulance' and shit... the Hatian chick is nowhere to be found (on the train and out of cell towers' reach).... I'm covered in FUCKING VOMIT

We divy up, I get split from my neighbor who I think I could have hooked up with cause my roommate's all like, 'youre not leaving me alone with this fucking passed out chick'... dude we're going to the same place, it's my bday at least let me get some ass. We get in a cab and I start Kanye Westing...

We're over the fucking Manhattan bridge and I get a text from the Hatian chick... 'We're here'... So I have to call up baby girl and tell her my sob story... now, instead of her showing me some bday love I owe her a fucking night out, because two of my fucking friends couldn't hold their fucking liquor. Not to mention I kinda flipped on my neighbor and I think she's pissed at me. And of course, the chick who threw up on my pants kept going and threw up all over my friend's bar.

So basically, my bday FUCKING SUCKED, and I'm FUCKING PISSED, I'm gonna go home to my mommy tomorrow and just say fuck everybody.

IF YOU CAN'T HOLD YOUR LIQUOR, DON'T EVEN LOOK ME IN THE FUCKING FACE, I WILL PUNCH YOU.

[blizzard335]

wo glory

that sucks man

so who got punched?

anyways, happy b-day buddy

hope all goes well. hope u get a better b-day next year.

[wed3k]

sheesh dude go cry about it, it was up to me id ditch them. they'd understand, it was my b-day and i just dont give a fuck.

plus, women are evil and no friend should be a female.

[JohnD1079]

Dude you birthday has just begun man.

Just start celeprating early 2night and you have a good time "while its ur bday"

Happy bday man

[head4life]

happy b day man fuck emm you got cb7tuner man

*passes blunt*

[Numba1Hater]

dang man that sucks. My bday was on sept 11. Dang you need to stop hangin with people who cant who their own in drinking.

[TheNextAZN]

Uhh happy birthday mang!

if anyone was suppose to get shit faced it should of been you!

sorry to hear the shitty times.

[rickyduckworth]

sounds................freaking..............awesom e.

do like i used to, get them all drunker and have a makeshift 3some. THEY may not remember it but I never gave a fuck

drunk sex for the win

[lokuputha]

One THROWS UP ALL OVER MY FUCKING JEANS. I'm LIVID! Then another one starts passing out and basically becomes a corpse.

corpse...lol...Happy Birthday

[gloryaccordy]

sheesh dude go cry about it, it was up to me id ditch them. they'd understand, it was my b-day and i just dont give a fuck.

plus, women are evil and no friend should be a female.

That's cause you're an azzhole

Keep in mind I was the only person there who knew everybody... and the combination of people there didn't know the girls who were fucked up. Actually not really, you're right, but like I said I tried to leave, and got bitched out for it, so rather than worsen the awful situation I said fukk it and helped out, cause I would want someone to do that for me, ya dig???

Only thing I'm really mad about, besides trashing my friend's bar, was that I didn't link up with that Hatian chick, and I basically have to start all over



^When we first met...



OTher than that it was an awesome night... I was dancing, a bunch of my friends came out, I think I might have got some consolation play before I went to bed... definitely can't complain, up till those girls got fucked up it was one of the best nights I've had in a while....

[MikeW]

dude, shit might have not gone down the way you wanted, but aside from the vomit, sounds like it was madd crazy yo

I wish a few of my b-days could be that crazy. And you may owe that chick a night out, but at least itll just be you and her and you can put all your magic into her and then youll get your b-day lovin

[gloryaccordy]

Yea looking back, other than all the bad stuff it was great, even better than the house party we had at the beginning of the year I think a few girls took my # too I can't remember

[AccordWarrior]

...and that's why all I did on my birthday was detail my car...

Drunk girls annoy me.

[jennaccord_210]

so did u get any ... lol


happy birthday!!!!

[DTaccords85]

Happy Birthday boy. I wish i could have a party as half decent as your.