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    Knock Knock! Who's There??!!

    I have a joke, but first off, I want to say hello to every one, through some mishap of my beloved broadband provider, my internet was cut off, for no appearent reason (we're getting a discount now, though, because of the problem)

    ok ok, enough of that ya'll ready for a joke?

    Knock, knock

    who's there?

    MY CONNECTING ROD!!!!!




    Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

    Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

    Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


    Originally posted by JoshM
    Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
    NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

    #2
    Ouch.
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      #3
      Originally posted by lil_dcb7
      I have a joke, but first off, I want to say hello to every one, through some mishap of my beloved broadband provider, my internet was cut off, for no appearent reason (we're getting a discount now, though, because of the problem)

      ok ok, enough of that ya'll ready for a joke?

      Knock, knock

      who's there?

      MY CONNECTING ROD!!!!!





      ::the crowd boo's vigously.::


































      but na for real thats pretty funny. Welcome back Danny!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Ralphie
        ::the crowd boo's vigously.::


































        but na for real thats pretty funny. Welcome back Danny!

        LOL thats funny!? My supra is done, ass hole!! j/k

        Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

        Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

        Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


        Originally posted by JoshM
        Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
        NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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          #5
          oh PLEASE tell me you're kidding.
          14 Ford Focus ST - stock(ish) - E30 Tune + Green Filter =

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            #6
            Originally posted by lil_dcb7
            LOL thats funny!? My supra is done, ass hole!! j/k

            LOL

            POS Mk3.....jkjk

            So did you do anything productive with your allotted time off due to your shitty ISP??!?!

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              #7
              Originally posted by verothacamaro
              oh PLEASE tell me you're kidding.

              Of course he is.

              This thread would not be the first one he created if this was true.

              It would go some thing like this

              Subject: Well thats a wrap fellas

              Body:
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              and there would be like 3 more pages of that type of stuff.

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                #8
                no no, im completely serious, My car has a rod knock.

                but im not mad or sad, nor feel the need to bitch, because I talked to my dad about it, and we worked a lil' somethin somethin out



                i am def. gonna miss that Supra...

                Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

                Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

                Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


                Originally posted by JoshM
                Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
                NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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                  #9
                  damn........why are 7M's such a piece?
                  14 Ford Focus ST - stock(ish) - E30 Tune + Green Filter =

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by verothacamaro
                    damn........why are 7M's such a piece?

                    its not particularly ALL 7M's

                    mine was just shitty.

                    i did a car fax a LONG time ago, and my car was registered in Tijuana, Mexico for a few years...

                    so that explains a lot.

                    Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

                    Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

                    Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


                    Originally posted by JoshM
                    Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
                    NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by lil_dcb7
                      no no, im completely serious, My car has a rod knock.

                      but im not mad or sad, nor feel the need to bitch, because I talked to my dad about it, and we worked a lil' somethin somethin out



                      i am def. gonna miss that Supra...

                      So whats to become of your aging beauty?!??!

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Ralphie
                        So whats to become of your aging beauty?!??!
                        Dunno.... My dad said he'd help me out with some kinda solution.

                        more than likely, since he'll be paying for it.

                        another 7MGE

                        Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

                        Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

                        Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


                        Originally posted by JoshM
                        Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
                        NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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                          #13
                          1jz....DV8 will tell you why
                          14 Ford Focus ST - stock(ish) - E30 Tune + Green Filter =

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by verothacamaro
                            1jz....DV8 will tell you why

                            DV8 is such a woman, his opinions are all invalid to me.



                            just kidding.

                            I like the 1J, but I just dont have the funds to swap it.

                            Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

                            Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

                            Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


                            Originally posted by JoshM
                            Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
                            NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by lil_dcb7
                              i did a car fax a LONG time ago, and my car was registered in Tijuana, Mexico for a few years...

                              so that explains a lot.
                              yes it does...
                              1991 Sedan

                              click image for MRT
                              -Nava

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