Originally posted by mayberry4thgen
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do a line of coke and pound 3 rock stars, ghost ride your car down the road and jump back in after doing the coke and 3 rock stars, walk into the nearest mini mart and grab a butterfinger and stick it into some random persons back and tell them this is a stick up after they start freaking out run like crazy out of the store and proceed back to workOriginally posted by jboycei f'd this girl last night i hadnt seen in a while...used to be cute, but when i had her naked lying on my bed i noticed she had gained alot of weight and looked like a manatee rolling around on my bed.
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Originally posted by CB7_ACCORDheard of "XS energy drink"??...
MAD b12 and no carbs, a friend of mine use to swear by that ish. It's uber hard to find. This dude I work with is a distributor though, so I get cases for 19 bucks.
Drink one in the morning and it's almost a high.Finally Up and Running. Numbers to Follow. Check my MR
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Wife: "Why do you get G power platinum and i only get V power?"
Me:"Cause i have the high compression 93 octane only H22 and you have the bullet proof F22."
Wife:........................"But yours are prettier"
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Wife:Baby, not everybody wants to do the 93 conversion"
Me:YES THEY DO, THEY JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET.
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