yeah, and ive had my license a grand total of 6 days.
so i was laying in bed, when my friend calls me and says she needs a ride to work.
so i take her, and on my way back home, i get a red light. so im sitting there at the red light, and 3 town police go by, the first one looks at me real tough like i should fear him, so i just kind knodded and smiled and acted like i had no clue why i would ever get pulled over lol.
so the town police pass.
im waiting for the light to turn green, and i look in my rear view mirror. low and behold, its a state police car. as i look at him, i see him reach over and grab his rain hat, so im like FUCK im gettin it.
so i pull over at subway, and theres a movie rental place next to it, and i park my car, kill the lights, and act like im going in to rent a movie, when i notice he has me blocked in.
he comes up to me and im like, "hey man, hows it goin?"
SP: not to bad sir how are you today?
me: well, a little nervous all of a sudden, i wont lie.
SP: well, the reason i wanted to talk to you is because of your car.
at this point he kinda walks around my car, looks in the windows, he made kind of a funny face when he noticed my back seat was gone.
me: anything in particular?
SP: well, yeah. for one, your windows are tinted a little darker than we'd like to see them.
me: yeah man, i thought i might get in trouble for that. well for what its worth, that was applied by the previous owner of the car. but ill try to get that removed for ya.
SP: also, that exhaust. now, i could tell you were really trying to keep it quiet, but i still kinda got the impression that its pretty loud. Now, IM not going to write you any tickets, but in the future, someone else may pull you over, and they might. so just keep that in mind ok?
me: yes sir, ill get that tint removed right away, and ill see about buying a new muffler as well.
SP: alright you have a good day sir
me: you too man, be safe.
*shake hands*
LOL, i thought i pissed myself
so i was laying in bed, when my friend calls me and says she needs a ride to work.
so i take her, and on my way back home, i get a red light. so im sitting there at the red light, and 3 town police go by, the first one looks at me real tough like i should fear him, so i just kind knodded and smiled and acted like i had no clue why i would ever get pulled over lol.
so the town police pass.
im waiting for the light to turn green, and i look in my rear view mirror. low and behold, its a state police car. as i look at him, i see him reach over and grab his rain hat, so im like FUCK im gettin it.
so i pull over at subway, and theres a movie rental place next to it, and i park my car, kill the lights, and act like im going in to rent a movie, when i notice he has me blocked in.
he comes up to me and im like, "hey man, hows it goin?"
SP: not to bad sir how are you today?
me: well, a little nervous all of a sudden, i wont lie.
SP: well, the reason i wanted to talk to you is because of your car.
at this point he kinda walks around my car, looks in the windows, he made kind of a funny face when he noticed my back seat was gone.
me: anything in particular?
SP: well, yeah. for one, your windows are tinted a little darker than we'd like to see them.
me: yeah man, i thought i might get in trouble for that. well for what its worth, that was applied by the previous owner of the car. but ill try to get that removed for ya.
SP: also, that exhaust. now, i could tell you were really trying to keep it quiet, but i still kinda got the impression that its pretty loud. Now, IM not going to write you any tickets, but in the future, someone else may pull you over, and they might. so just keep that in mind ok?
me: yes sir, ill get that tint removed right away, and ill see about buying a new muffler as well.
SP: alright you have a good day sir
me: you too man, be safe.
*shake hands*
LOL, i thought i pissed myself
**Don't b scared be prepared for the worst**
u gotta play with them sometimes
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