A man and his wife were working in their garden one Day and the man
looks over at his wife and says "Your Butt
is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet Your butt is bigger than
the barbecue grill. "With that he proceeded to
get a measuring tape and Measure the grill and then went over to where
his wife Was working and measured his
wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than The
barbecue grill!!!" The woman chose to
ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling
Frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks. She
answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up This big-ass grill
for one little weenie?
looks over at his wife and says "Your Butt
is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet Your butt is bigger than
the barbecue grill. "With that he proceeded to
get a measuring tape and Measure the grill and then went over to where
his wife Was working and measured his
wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than The
barbecue grill!!!" The woman chose to
ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling
Frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks. She
answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up This big-ass grill
for one little weenie?
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