So friday night, ya i'm thinkin, go out have fun an party. it's my cousins bday hes turnin 19, so instead of goin to the bar with my buddies that are 21 I go to a house party with my cousin. Going good for a while, i increasingly dislike the owner of the house...well, his parents own it but their gone. The kid is kissin this dudes ass cause he's older, and bein a dick to me when i asked what college he went to. One thing i hate is ass kissers. So i'm just relaxin now drinkin a beer, people say "cops!" i'm thinkin, who cares, i'm 21. Idiots let the cops in, they tell me to put my beer down, I say "no...i'm still drinking it, i'm 21 i'll show you my ID". Instead of looking at my ID they grab me by the shirt and throw me out the front door i drop my beer an it shatters. Somehow I end up with a taser on me and then in handcuffs. I'm the ONLY guy that gets arrested out of the 30 people there. one guy RUNS out from the back with a case of beer passed the cops, trips in the streets and the beer explodes all over...and they let him go. BS!
So now i'm out front in cuffs, he says i'm an "example" I tell him hes a prick and has no reason to arrest me, he seems to disagree. Eventually the kid I dont like by this point..the "owner" comes out to chat with the cops and get a talkin to. being as he is an ass kisser, he continues to kiss the cops ass. Me i don't kiss ass, I would rather keep my dignity and do things the hard way, then loose dignity kissin ass and gettin off scott free. Anyways the kid is kissin ass, so i start laughin, the kid tells me to stop laughin, I say "bitch i'm way older than you you better relax and not tell me what to do" cops tells me the shut up...then the kid goes on sayin, I dont know this kid, blah blah, hes a bad kid. then he starts talkin shit in my face while i'm handcuffed, i tell him to try that when the cuffs are off, the cop says he'll let the kid beat my ass with the cuffs on. more BS!. I will be seeing him again tho, my cuffs are off now.
Anyways, I end up in detox on the cold cement floor, no sleep. I get out at 530AM. look in my wallet...the $80 i had is now gone...No i didnt loose it when i was drunk, the cops stole it. Being as i have no money...I can't call a cab or catch a bus. I try to call friends but none answer. So i have to walk over a hundred blocks to get back to my car. takes me two and a half hours to get back to my car, i'm tired as FUCK. i did find a fifth of jose cuervo on my walk though, full. =)
So i just got home a little bit ago, i've been up well over 24 hours, i'm extrememly livid right now at the fact the police are gonna get away with robbing me for almost $100.
Oh and as i was in the patrol car, the cop that cuffed me comes up to my window and says "Have fun in there with all the weirdos, dont get lice or any diseases" Fucking PRICK!
sorry i'm just really heated, i know that was long
CLIFFNOTES:
Got drunk, got arrested, spent the night in detox, cops stole all my money so I had to walk 2 1/2 hours back tomy car.
So now i'm out front in cuffs, he says i'm an "example" I tell him hes a prick and has no reason to arrest me, he seems to disagree. Eventually the kid I dont like by this point..the "owner" comes out to chat with the cops and get a talkin to. being as he is an ass kisser, he continues to kiss the cops ass. Me i don't kiss ass, I would rather keep my dignity and do things the hard way, then loose dignity kissin ass and gettin off scott free. Anyways the kid is kissin ass, so i start laughin, the kid tells me to stop laughin, I say "bitch i'm way older than you you better relax and not tell me what to do" cops tells me the shut up...then the kid goes on sayin, I dont know this kid, blah blah, hes a bad kid. then he starts talkin shit in my face while i'm handcuffed, i tell him to try that when the cuffs are off, the cop says he'll let the kid beat my ass with the cuffs on. more BS!. I will be seeing him again tho, my cuffs are off now.
Anyways, I end up in detox on the cold cement floor, no sleep. I get out at 530AM. look in my wallet...the $80 i had is now gone...No i didnt loose it when i was drunk, the cops stole it. Being as i have no money...I can't call a cab or catch a bus. I try to call friends but none answer. So i have to walk over a hundred blocks to get back to my car. takes me two and a half hours to get back to my car, i'm tired as FUCK. i did find a fifth of jose cuervo on my walk though, full. =)
So i just got home a little bit ago, i've been up well over 24 hours, i'm extrememly livid right now at the fact the police are gonna get away with robbing me for almost $100.
Oh and as i was in the patrol car, the cop that cuffed me comes up to my window and says "Have fun in there with all the weirdos, dont get lice or any diseases" Fucking PRICK!
sorry i'm just really heated, i know that was long
CLIFFNOTES:
Got drunk, got arrested, spent the night in detox, cops stole all my money so I had to walk 2 1/2 hours back tomy car.
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