xplodezz random quotes..

[xplode]

"the next time your having a bad day, think about this: Your a siamese twin. your brother, attached at your shoulder is ***, You're not. He has a date coming over tonight, you only have one ass."

"Who ever said the way to a man's heart is through his stomach was aiming to high"

"Someone would say that my car is slow.. what you dont realize is that my turbo doesnt spool until 9000rpms.. and my car redlines at 7000."

[97Lude]

lol you must be really bored on this thursday night

[xplode]

you know it... hahaha

[accordztech]

i shall take over this forum

"you think you know, but u have no idea"

"my lug nuts require more torque than ur civic makes"

...my sig quote from accordtunerx

"if u can live up to the challenge, you just suck"

"speeding is the mother of all fukups..."

"if she says no...go out with her friend"

[deevergote]

Re: xplodezz random quotes..

Originally posted by xplode
"the next time your having a bad day, think about this: Your a siamese twin. your brother, attached at your shoulder is ***, You're not. He has a date coming over tonight, you only have one ass."

I just saw someone on HHU with that same thing in their sig... Unless you're a double agent masquerading as someone else...

[pillypimpinit]

Originally posted by accordztech
"my lug nuts require more torque than ur civic makes"

ouch man... that hurts...

my addition:

"Nothing says loving like something from the oven."

[accordztech]

haha thats right..u have a civic...lolz...

[Lithium92]

Originally posted by accordztech
haha thats right..u have a civic...lolz...

hahah...

I thought "Assumption was the mother of all fuck-ups."

[accordztech]

haha mike..u think u know but u have no idea lolz!

it is assumption is the mother of all fuk ups from dark territory with steven segal...but i made my own lolz!

[Lithium92]

Originally posted by accordztech
haha mike..u think u know but u have no idea lolz!

it is assumption is the mother of all fuk ups from dark territory with steven segal...but i made my own lolz!

hehe.. or how about "Chance favors the prepared mind"

[xplode]

ha i no double agent =p.. i found that quote its not my own. haa

[xplode]

ztech, theirs no way you can take over this forum. cus i am the 0wnz0r.. beotch.

[97Lude]

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari.

[nirvoUSAccord]

^^^^oooooooooooo thats funny shit, i just told that to my brother and he was laughin his ass off. i got some pretty good quotes....

"there are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door."
-george yung, blow

"it seems that if there were any logic to the english language, trust would be a four letter word."

"the man who doesnt read has nothing more than the man who cant."
-mark twain

"ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country."
-jfk, 1961 inaguration

ezekiel 25:17....check it out