Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon Juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal
Sample Crown Royal to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check Crown Royal again to be sure it's of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on electric mixer...beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...beat again.
At this point, it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OKAY, try another cup, just in case.
Turn off that mixer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick of the friggin' fruit off the floor and mix it in the spinny thing. If the dried fruit gets stuc in teh beetars jusy pry the shit out wit a screwdrifer.
Sample Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.
Next...sift...2 cups salt.....or some shit like that.
Check Crown Royal.
Shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts...add a table. Add spoon of...somfing....I don't know...what ever you find will be good.
Slather teh ovens with grease. Turn a cake tin 360 degrees and don't fall over! That shit sucks! Don't forgt to beat of the teernor mix thing!
Finally! Jus through the f-ing bowl out the f-ing window.
Finish Crown Royal.
Make sure to out the stove in teh diswasher!
Have a f-ing Merry Christmas! Or some shit like that.
1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon Juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal
Sample Crown Royal to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check Crown Royal again to be sure it's of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on electric mixer...beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...beat again.
At this point, it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OKAY, try another cup, just in case.
Turn off that mixer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick of the friggin' fruit off the floor and mix it in the spinny thing. If the dried fruit gets stuc in teh beetars jusy pry the shit out wit a screwdrifer.
Sample Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.
Next...sift...2 cups salt.....or some shit like that.
Check Crown Royal.
Shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts...add a table. Add spoon of...somfing....I don't know...what ever you find will be good.
Slather teh ovens with grease. Turn a cake tin 360 degrees and don't fall over! That shit sucks! Don't forgt to beat of the teernor mix thing!
Finally! Jus through the f-ing bowl out the f-ing window.
Finish Crown Royal.
Make sure to out the stove in teh diswasher!
Have a f-ing Merry Christmas! Or some shit like that.
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