Rap Battle Cypher

[93EXaesthetic]

Rofl

[allgo_allshow]

Carlton and I

The BURNINATOR!

[93EXaesthetic]

DHN first of all fuck the click you claim / 93 E-X comes equipped with game / .....you wanna rock nikes and push some boost / but i left you wide open cuz your pussies loose /

and h22 i wont put on the pressure / but i would like to introduce you to this book named Webster /it must have perks being mentally challenged/spitten freestlyles thats all unbalanced / special parking spots to stop the cb7/ type -s parked all up in the handicap section / heres a toast to the mindless/ lyrically im timeless/spitten syllables the finest/ /hooked on phonics for the mental/ cut n paste then spell check its that simple / but last i need to pop this acne pimple...break him in half like a number 2 pencils for testin my genitals.

yeah face it Mister X / i labeled you carlton / dude your head is so blown up / you look like a martian / thinking you all on some professor X shit / your car needs to visit Xzibit and sit!! /
pimp my ride the florida version / dude, i got an extra set of rims... ill bring you in person
/ive been eatin long enough i can give too the needy/i dont smoke but ill burn you like a beedy or fast like gonzolez speedy while signing a verbal assasin treaty/
at least h22 sprinkles got tastes in rides.. / and you claim that your car is a sleeper in disguise / dawg i had to do it / his ego overinflated more like 65 P.S.I-- ill have your body found on late night C.S.I /your style is boring like reading the TV guide with a copy of
War and Peace on the side /throwin words with me like verbal suicide /
and me ridn u? ....plz stop it. / ill let you ride alone Antoinne all up in the ''cock'' pit / only car worth mentioning is Accord S.I.R's..../hope he wins the election / your car worth mentioning scars or selling for parts ....in the FS section /common pay attention.../ im up on the 5th dimension /
plz ban my membership ill go like a martyr / me jockin you???? crazy you need an appointment with charter / signing your imagined starter......

[DirtySouthHonda]

Transitional State Of Mind

This is something I wrote when I was in a transitional state of mind. Thinking of how screwed up the world is with the war going on and politics among other things. Here is the vocal stylings of DirtySouthHonda. Enjoy.

The corporate villians of the doomsday universe
one deadly broadcast made things worse
by brainwashing the futuristic next generation
dribble-drabble nonsense from the TV stations
a cold and cruel world is what they're fighting for
while the deadly so-called machines are killing the poor
running out of time to save ourselves from the truth
listen to the words of the spectacular powerful youth
as they drop the knowledge of those who choose to follow
but the darkness that invades the millions of minds are hollow
let's go back to the ways to the warriors of ancient wisdom
so that all lost souls of the world will preach freedom
the lives of the strong minded people are crystal clear
brainwashed by the villainous media to promote fear
but we all know the truth to bring the system down
the thoughts of those who are free will stay bound
a bright and a brilliant future we all hope to find
but the coporate villains are expanding their minds
to make the future a cold and chaotic place for crimes
fade away to a peaceful time to escape in our lives
cause once life and pleasant thoughts ceases to exist
the memories of peace and tranquility fade to a mist
the thoughts of every girl and man will break free into reality
if not the world will bleed and break away into catastrophy

[DirtySouthHonda]

Here's another transitional food for thought. Enjoy.

the cold and evil twisted politicians
want to mold us into their psychotic vision
make us into something that we couldn't tolerate
brainwashing us until we fold under pressure or break
the thoughtless minds of disillusioned people
are the thoughts that we think one day will free us
from this world we call hell and the corporate system
this is the ultimate battle between us and them

~DirtySouthHonda

[Ralphie]

DHN first of all fuck the click you claim / 93 E-X comes equipped with game / .....you wanna rock nikes and push some boost / but i left you wide open cuz your pussies loose /

and h22 i wont put on the pressure / but i would like to introduce you to this book named Webster /it must have perks being mentally challenged/spitten freestlyles thats all unbalanced / special parking spots to stop the cb7/ type -s parked all up in the handicap section / heres a toast to the mindless/ lyrically im timeless/spitten syllables the finest/ /hooked on phonics for the mental/ cut n paste then spell check its that simple / but last i need to pop this acne pimple...break him in half like a number 2 pencils for testin my genitals.

yeah face it Mister X / i labeled you carlton / dude your head is so blown up / you look like a martian / thinking you all on some professor X shit / your car needs to visit Xzibit and sit!! /
pimp my ride the florida version / dude, i got an extra set of rims... ill bring you in person
/ive been eatin long enough i can give too the needy/i dont smoke but ill burn you like a beedy or fast like gonzolez speedy while signing a verbal assasin treaty/
at least h22 sprinkles got tastes in rides.. / and you claim that your car is a sleeper in disguise / dawg i had to do it / his ego overinflated more like 65 P.S.I-- ill have your body found on late night C.S.I /your style is boring like reading the TV guide with a copy of
War and Peace on the side /throwin words with me like verbal suicide /
and me ridn u? ....plz stop it. / ill let you ride alone Antoinne all up in the ''cock'' pit / only car worth mentioning is Accord S.I.R's..../hope he wins the election / your car worth mentioning scars or selling for parts ....in the FS section /common pay attention.../ im up on the 5th dimension /
plz ban my membership ill go like a martyr / me jockin you???? crazy you need an appointment with charter / signing your imagined starter......

ROFL he just lit up 3 pages of responses like it wasnt shit lol...thats own3d!

[DirtySouthHonda]

DirtySouthHonda with yet another one. Enjoy

8 Ball thoughts of fools who wish to wait
A fish out of water, tartar sauce, where's the plate
I might be a little off-key with my rhymes
but I make up for it with shiny new dimes
spend each and every last one on a coke
wake up with 'Adult Swim' syndrome, what a joke
turn around, give you a pimp slap like Quagmire
have college girls saying 'Giggety-Giggety-Giggety', time to expire
(SNORE) oh....did I leave you bored on Survivor
mabye you should have been a deep sea truck diver
cause your rhymes are startin' to sink like the Titanic
I'm going to cause a massive fire extinguisher panic
cause i'm stretchy like a thousand Micheal Jackson tighty-whiteys
all you fake stretchy booby farty MC's are boring me
talkin about shiny rims and all this bling-bling-bling
I'm like the reverend, I preach the real thing
Don't test my off-the-wall skills cause I'm the best
I'm like Wal-Mart soap, I love to Caress breasteses

[mozzandherb]

My first time tryin this but it looks like fun!

Rap battles eh? I'm a white boy from Canada I have no clue on what to do. You are much better than me, but I like to play hockey. Someone said they've seen winters, WOW, what's that like? When I spit lyrics like Busta Busta it gets the girls going like they watchin Hustla.

The hockey part is the epic of this rhyme

[h22sparkle]

f20baccord raps is slurred ,***** bow down you still a herb
ya hooks is wack jack
like the reggaton beat played over on the same damn track
you can eat the smoke from my exhaust
cause when i hit vtec imma show ya whoda boss be
fake ass cats that try ta rap like you cant see me
thats why upon the tru runnas and while you play slouch
stunnin all hard playin heifcliff
when i come around ya play mouse
yo playa have a tictac ya breath stinks
youse been a bitch since kindagarden
ya favorite color is still pink
straight up mane ya fuckin suck
like a chinese hookas wit bad looks
not even on ya books that made ya hooks up
i can slam it down or even be up 0n it
when the type s come though ya torqueless wonder dont want it
or even ya slow ass tranny comon g
that shit dont phase me b whoowee

[mozzandherb]

^^^this cat really sucks, he sits there for 20 minutes trying to think of something good to say, except he cant rap, he's the worst freestyler I've ever seen, man sit down, I don't even have to rhyme my words, there still better than yours, shit I'm a poet and I don't even know it, scrap that, I'll tap that, yeah tap tap, knock knock? Who's there? No one. you dumb son. Your car is not quite red, so you think you fast, man cool off and take a bath, cause youse a baby, get your rubber ducky and go suck on your mom's titty, then after your done go tell everyone that you made poopy.

[jay78]

i noticed that some of you have a real hard time rhyming two words per bar.

even multiple sylibles (sp?) would be good.

[MRX]

When ur withdrawn and u begin to seeth,
it becomes ur only need, exactly what u need to succeed,
no meat or greens to feed, i'd rather eat off a clean beat,
this is what hip-hop really means to me.
Ask aesthetic, we seem to be telekinetic,
with telescopes on rap's horoscope and they fret it,
telekinesis-isn't needed, to see this,
isn't just a culture now, we bleed it.

[Minze]

Why does this thread remind me of this dude?

Click here.

I have his album if you are interested and its straight crack.

[MRX]

Crack? You obviously mean assCRACK!

[93EXaesthetic]

Why does this thread remind me of this dude?

Click here.

I have his album if you are interested and its straight crack.

MRX i hope thats not you mang your name is on the file ... ROFL... ROFL.... WTF...ROFL...... ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFLCOPTER...ROFLCOPTER...that was the worst thing ive ever heard in my life.... i still cant beleive im listening this shit...