i hate hickeys...

[Ilikebigbutts]

man every week my girl has to give me a hickey.i fucking hate them, and i hate when people point them out."is that a hickey on your neck", no its a fucking bruse from getting punched you dipshit.my dad gets pissed as hell saying i shouldnt be walking around like that.I fucking hate them i love when my girl is sucking on my neck but not when she leaves marks.I tell her everytime no more hickeys same shit.Today she went crazy on me and my whole belly is full of marks.

anybody else hate hickeys?

btw i'm at her house waiting for my buddy to bring more alcohol happy holydays guys

ILBB

[badmanferg]

you shouldn't walk around with that shit on your neck---ya pops is right....i'd smack that bitch if she did it again...

[Bongo]

Give her like 10 hickeys on her neck. See how she likes it!

[T3aM 83rD]

shes "marking her man" girls love that shit

[CrazyHondaOwnR]

my ex sed to do that shit all the time i fuckin hated it ........lol i gave her one and she was pissed she tried to cover it with make up abd it didnt work i thought it was funny as hell .....she didnt


anyway long story short she did it all the time till i started doing it back

[NAiL05]

Supposedly from what I have heard you can scrape hickeys off with a spoon lol. Havent tried it but should next time haha.

[91CBoy]

You put ice on it.

[Father Time]

Supposedly from what I have heard you can scrape hickeys off with a spoon lol. Havent tried it but should next time haha.

You would have to scrape off skin. They are ruptured blood vessels ( small ones of course ) that haven't broken the skin. ( like a bruise )

Your best bet is a ice pack and time.

[N9netwoAccord]

they dont bother me too bad, but i do get annoyed like you said when people are like is that a hickey?! but i only get them when the girlfriend and i have been drinking, which is never cause underage drinking is illegal and bad!

[stewie]

yeah, i dont really mind em...as long as its done on a sunday, cause by friday its gone, and friday is club night, chicks see you with that its like reppellant

[HenRoc]

I like hickeys but not on my neck

[Mealsy]

Just wipe some spicey shit on your neck and wait for her to do it. Then make sure theres no water around, she'll love that shit.

[hondaccordgrl]

Well I think it looks trashy when people have hickeys where it shows. and yes Im a girl. I do not give my man hickeys, I know he is MINE and no one elses. but the guy that said the spoon thing, what you do is put a spoon in the freezer then put the back of it on your neck, its somthing to do with what spoons are made of, and when they are cold, and you stick it on you, there is a chemical that will make it go away faster.

good luck, and if you dont want her to do it anymore, dont act like you are joking when she does it, tell her no and thats it, let her get pissed, but to me it looks really trashy.

[Ilikebigbutts]

i tell not to do it and she doesnt do it nearly as much as she used to.she does it only when she is really getting into it, like when i finger her and shit.

thanksgiving dinner is gonna be fun tonite

ILBB

[stormblkcb7]

Man I hate hickies, but my excuse is I got by a paintball LOL... always work