Revenge?

[allgo_allshow]

[Okay.. so not 5 minutes ago.. one of the facilities guys walked by my desk after I had just gotten done talking to him. As he walked by my desk at the end of the row he picked up a silver bangle bracelet(that someone left in their desk and was cleaned out) off the end of the row, and launched it over my desk wall. He just kept on walking by.. then came by later and goes "problems? haha" ]

I wanna get him back. [What is a decent one up? I don't wanna go full throttle pranking just yet, but that will come later, I assure you.]

[CustomLowz]

http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthre...ghlight=pranks

Fishing Wire Desk Booby Trap
Tie a thin monofilament fishing line to the phone of your victim. Feel free to also attach other things such as pencil holders, lights, inboxes, anything easy and hopefully non-breakable.
Push the victims chair under the desk and tie the other line to a leg of the chair. When the victim pulls out the chair, everything goes flying off the desk on the other side.
Super Glue the Contents of a Desk
Use super glue all the items on the desk of a coworker to the desk.
If short on time, super glue the mouse to the mouse pad. It peels off easily enough, so there is no lingering damage.
Take the Ink Out of Pens
Take a box of ink pens from the office supply room and remove all of the ink cartridges and put the box back.
Water the Chair
Pour water on a fabric covered chair.
Evenly cover the entire chair with water so that the color matches. When someone sits on the chair, they will not realize that something is wrong until their heiney is soaked.

F*#ked Mouse
Stick a post-it on the bottom of you mates mouse or steal the ball from inside. See how long they take to realize.

Bad Keyboard
Simply pop out the 'm' and 'n' key on someone's keyboard and reverse the two. Any flat tool will work. Just pry it with little pressure and they will easily come right off. Then just sit back and watch the confusion.

Switch Telephone Cords
When two (or more) people are working at desks that are put next to each other, switch their telephone cords. With all those cables lying around it will take some time before they find that one out!

Smelly Mouthpiece
Put a piece of onion or a clove of garlic inside the mouthpiece of a phone. Give it some time for it to fester and build up a strong odor. Then call them and keep them on the phone for as long as possible.

“You Suck” Auto Correct
Go into MS Word or similar program on co-worker's computer, and add an entry to the AutoCorrect feature. This is a very simple prank that will send the novice user into a frenzy. Configure the AutoCorrect option to replace the word "the" with the phrase "you suck!". They will usually panic and start scanning for viruses.

Frozen Desktop
Do a "Print Screen" of the user's desktop, and then paste the image from the clipboard to a photo program, and save the image as a bitmap. Then, set the 'snapshot' of their desktop as the actual desktop wallpaper. (You'll have to hide the Windows status bar, and move all their desktop icons into a folder, which you can hide conspicuously in the corner or something.) The user will see their desktop as always, but everything on it will appear to be frozen when they try to click on it... sending them into a rebooting and virus scanning fit!


Screensaver Password
Try "password securing" someone's screen saver. First I suggest changing the screen saver to "scrolling marquee" and inserting your own word or phrase, "Mr. Jones (president or supervisor) eats SH*T" or something to that effect.

Scotched Mouthpiece
With someone who is on the phone a lot during work - This works if you have phones that the handset comes apart. Take the handset apart and put scotch tape over the mouthpiece inside. They can still be heard, but they have to talk loud to be heard. The next day take it off, and put it in the earpiece. Usually they will be yelling to the other person on the line the next day, and won't be able to hear them. When they complain about the phone, and get a replacement, do it on the next phone. After about a week you will notice the calls to be down considerably.

-Put baby powder in their desk fan.

-Unplug the phone from the headset..(but put a piece of tape over the metal prongs and insert it back in, they will never figure out why the phone doesn’t work)

-The best way to END a prank war is take out all the keys on their keyboard except for the letters, that are placed in the middle of the keyboard in order of "I WON" or “U LOSE”

-Put a piece of folded paper under their spacebar so it doesn’t work.

-Make his Internet Explorer home page www.tubgirl.com (really disgusting site)


-Show up to his office with a "lawyer" and have your and the "lawyer" say that you are suing him for sexual harassment....should start to scare the shit out of him!!! If it does...let it continue for a bit....so everyone can see him with a scared look on his face.

-Advertise a colleague’s job and leave their number with extension for contact. Make sure it is well paying and with low qualifications.

-Call one of your co-workers and tell them that you are a producer from the Ricki Lake Show and that someone from their past would like to confront them or reunite
with them on the show. Then talk about airline reservations, hotel accommodations, etc. When they ask for more information, say that you're not able to give them any information and they will find out the day of the show. Their brains will be working overtime trying
to think of who would want to confront them that nothing will get done that day.

-Sloppily write the following on a scrap piece of paper: "Sorry about the dent. You were parked awkwardly and I had some problems, but my insurance will cover it. Besides, its only a small dent, right? Once again, sorry." Take it to the parking lot at work
and put it on the boss’ or colleague’s car in the parking lot. Then find a place to observe the inspection and subsequent head-scratching that follows.

-On a daily basis, after work, go in and empty someone's stapler so that it has 2 or 3 staples in it. The owner will be pissed that they have to refill the stapler every day or so.

-Remove the screws which hold the filing cabinet handles on, then stick them back with blue tack. Watch the surprise on your coworker's face when they go to open the drawer, and are stunned after regaining their balance!

-Find out when your victim is making copies to send to the boss. Before they do, put a piece of clear tape on the glass window of the photocopier with something along the lines of "I’m stealing office supplies", "secret government bomb blueprints", or if you really want the person to suffer try something like, "MR. (boss's name) is a nerd" written on it.

-Swap the keyboard and mouse plugs in back of the tower ( the plugs should be the same).

-If he has a rolling chair remove a wheel.

-If he leaves a personal item on his desk i.e. keys, glasses, ... make a photo copy and leave it exactly in the same spot.

-If you want to be cruel and can get his credit cards and run them a over a magnet.

-Then you can also unscrew all the handles on his desk.

[allgo_allshow]

Those are pretty funny... I had something thrown at me. Like I said, I wasn't gonna go full out just yet. I wanted to just one up him. This dude doesn't have a desk, he walks the building all day doing repairs and maintenance and adjustments. Hell I don't even know his last name!

[93Akkord]

maybe he was just being nice and was giving you the braclet?

[allgo_allshow]

maybe he was just being nice and was giving you the braclet?

Hahaha, yea right. He launched it over the desk wall... thats not very nice.

[4thgenaccord]

Hahaha, yea right. He launched it over the desk wall... thats not very nice.

Kinda like flipping a rubber band across the room???

[Minze]

If you can get on his computer for 2 minutes, install RealVNC and make sure you check "No Authentication". Go to run and type "ipconfig" and get the ip address and then install RealVNC on your computer and then we he gets back at his desk, you can control his shit.

[allgo_allshow]

If you can get on his computer for 2 minutes, install RealVNC and make sure you check "No Authentication". Go to run and type "ipconfig" and get the ip address and then install RealVNC on your computer and then we he gets back at his desk, you can control his shit.

He doesn't have a computer.... thanks though!