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    A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he
    runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and
    guns
    but only finds a young couple in bed.

    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While
    tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her
    on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

    While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this
    guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots
    of
    time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
    your
    neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he
    tells
    you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets
    angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey, I love you".

    To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
    whispering in my ear. He told me he was ***, thought you were
    cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
    Be strong, honey, I love you, too."
    kiokin.com

    #2

    That's great...






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      #3
      YES......................
      To have loved and lost is better than to have never loved at all #CB7Life

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        #4
        lol

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          #5
          rofl thats the funniest shit ive heard in awhile, i heard that one a while back still funny haha

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            #6
            lol, i cracked up when i heard this... when you sent it to me on AIM... good joke... didn't see that one comin.

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              #7
              LOL Good joke.
              "I'm out for presidents to represent me"

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                #8
                Thats good! I gotta remember that one.

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                  #9
                  that sh*ts funny
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                    #10
                    LOL Funny shit
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                      #11
                      ba dump chiss
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                        #12



                        I don't care who you are, thats funny right there!!

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                          #13
                          Great!


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                            #14
                            GIT ER DONE
                            Originally posted by 92cord



                            I don't care who you are, thats funny right there!!

                            kiokin.com

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