deckeda: "Honey, check this out: a nice, clean '87 Prélude Si 5sp, orig. owner, LOW miles ... I'd be very willing to sell the '94 Accord ... eat ramen noodles, whatever ..."
Mrs. deckeda: "Not."
(things didn't improve after that.)
deckeda: "Remember, dad, back in '87, the car you were considering but didn't get?"
deckada's dad: "The Lexus?"
deckeda: "Um, that was '92."
deckada's dad: "Well, I remember going to see a Pontiac, or a Cutlass."
deckeda: "C'mon, that was 1980. I'm talking about 1987, here! I talked you into the Integra, instead?"
deckada's dad: "Oh, the Honda Prélude?"
deckada: (sigh) Well, I found a nice one and ...
deckada's dad: "For who?"
deckada's dad: "For you, of course. Sell the '98 CR-V and ..."
deckada's dad: "Nooooo. I don't need a Prélude ..."
I've totally lost my touch.
Mrs. deckeda: "Not."
(things didn't improve after that.)
deckeda: "Remember, dad, back in '87, the car you were considering but didn't get?"
deckada's dad: "The Lexus?"
deckeda: "Um, that was '92."
deckada's dad: "Well, I remember going to see a Pontiac, or a Cutlass."
deckeda: "C'mon, that was 1980. I'm talking about 1987, here! I talked you into the Integra, instead?"
deckada's dad: "Oh, the Honda Prélude?"
deckada: (sigh) Well, I found a nice one and ...
deckada's dad: "For who?"
deckada's dad: "For you, of course. Sell the '98 CR-V and ..."
deckada's dad: "Nooooo. I don't need a Prélude ..."
I've totally lost my touch.
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