Yo Momma is so dumb.................................

[doughboy415]

Yo momma so dirty(slutty) when she e-mailed me,she gave my computer a virus.

[XLR Azn]

Yo momma's so fat she's got more rolls than the bakery.

Yo daddy's so bald, I can see what's on his mind.

[lil_dcb7]

Your mom's a ho


it was on the show, swear to god, and it was the funniest shit ever.

[stewie]

"yo mommas so dumb, she says dumb things...and stuff...!"

forget where i saw that

[minoreparations]

Yo momma so poor, I caught her using a food stamp in the gumball machine.

[eriemoto.]

yo momma so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out

[sonikaccord]

Yo momma so fat, that after sex, she smokes turkeys.
Yo momma so fat, when she tripped and fell, I aint wanna laugh, but the ground was crackin up.

[HondaGuy1212]

she thought taco bell was a phone company

yo momma is so stupid
she was talking in a envelope and some asked what she was doing she said im leaving a voice mail

[MadSpleen85]

Alright you asked for it..... Here it goes

(DEEP BREATH)







Yo mama's so big her belly button's got an echo.

Yo mama's so dumb she took a job cutting grass on an oil rig.

Yo mama's so big she uses I-35 for a Slip 'n Slide

Yo mama's so big that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

Yo mama's so big when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody.

Yo mama's so big when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway

Yo mama's so big, it takes her 2 hours just to haul ass.

Yo mama's so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat a$$ out of the way.

Yo mama's so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo mama's so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

Yo mama's so fat if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

Yo mama's so fat if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!

Yo mama's so fat if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!

Yo mama's so fat she can't even tie her own shoes.

Yo mama's so fat she can't reach her back pocket.

Yo mama's so fat she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs

Yo mama's so fat she disrupts NASA's communication systems

Yo mama's so fat she had NASA take her myspace photo with a satelite

Yo mama's so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs

Yo mama's so fat she eats wheat thicks.

Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

Yo mama's so fat she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama's so fat she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama's so fat she has more nooks and crannies than Thomas' English Muffin.

Yo mama's so fat she has to buy a whole row of airline tickets.

Yo mama's so fat she influences the tides.

Yo daddy's so big he cant wear Suspenders, the X keeps causing helicopters to land on his back


(SIGH) thats all I've got for now. Later

[HondaGuy1212]

^^^ dayumm those are pretty good

[EdgarCb7]

yo momma so dumb she tried to throw a bird off a cliff!
yo momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish!
yo momma so dumb she tried to committ suicide by jumping off the side walk!

yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar and made change.
yo momma so fat she turned around and it was her bday again.

yo momma so old she farts dust! *elementary classic*

[Grumpys93]

yo momma so old she farts dust! *elementary classic*

i think out of all that is said that was the funniest. lmao

yo momma so big she played pole with the planets.
you mommas so fat when she puts on a red sweatsuit everyone around her yells " hey you koool-aiidd lol another elementary classics

[TypeG]

your mom is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. later.

[stormblkcb7]

Man all your momma's are so stupid that while they were working at the m & m factory (the candy) they got fired because they where throwing away all the W's...

[boosted4life]

yo moms so dumb when i said it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl
yo moms so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
yo moms like mcdonalds a billion seved a day
yo mom so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund