Yo Momma is so dumb.................................

[CustomLowz]

...She bought a GPS system so she could find Sesame Street

[DhN]

that joke was so hot...you just won

a thousand dollars..KESSH MONNNAAAAYYY


this iss yo mommaaaa

[Ralphie]

i asked her for a sqaure and she gave me halls menthol.........

[Gemini]

...... she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

[DhN]

............she birthed maple

[Gemini]

.......under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

[Raceboy]

My favorite one is "Yo momma's so black when she drinks water she piss's coffee"

[4thgenaccord]

Yo mamma is so old her SSN is 1

Yo mamma is so old, she served the last supper.

[93Akkord]

............she birthed maple

hahahahahaha

[Ralphie]

damn keep it clean yall no race bs cuz this might get really funny.....

[Raceboy]

damn keep it clean yall no race bs cuz this might get really funny.....

Just quoting it off the show man, if the FCC let it air it should be ok on here.

[Dom]

yo mommas so crossed eyed your father left her for seeing someone on the side

[JTEK24]

...she thought neosporin was supposed to heal her yeast infection. That was on the show too.

[TypeG]

your mom is so dumb, she gave your uncle a blow job because she thought it would help his unemployment.

your mom is so skinny, she could hang glide on a dorrito.

your mom's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.

your house is so dusty, the roaches get around on dune buggies.

your mom is so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet. later.

[crazyvtec93h22]

yo momma is so fat she got to iron her pants in the driveway.