What the F*** is wrong with me

[JaiBeezy DnB]

heres a moment when i went to complete vagina mode. I usually dont have a problem sstricking up conversations with some hot chicks and lirtin and what not, well...... this one chick that i see in my micro class teh hotness. she is mad perfect wit da body and and the face and the voice and the... and the... and the... well she is fine as hell.

I get all the signals from smiles and her lookin at me when im not supposdly lookin and we lock eyes many of times in class. Also i have tried talkin to her but every time my mind goes fuckin blank. Damn this crush. Im done ventin, any advice although mostly i just gotta get over this and be regualr and what not, but maybe some morale boost could help.

Sorry for the long post.
deuce

[sirs1ayer]

get drunk and go talk to her
you will have pleanty of courage and be honest usually.

[93accord2dr]

slipp her a roofie and bang her
case closed

[93accordexcoupe]

but maybe some morale boost could help.

you're fine
u can do it
i believe in u
you are the man

[SteveB]

slipp her a roofie and bang her
case closed

Rape is always the best way to meet people!

[stewie]

go sit beside her and then tell her later on in the class that you "forgot" your cell phone at home, so borrow hers, then call a friend for like 15-20 minutes. when your done tell her you'd like to thank her for letting you use her phone, and youd like to repay her by taking her out for a coffee or something...ya know...to make up for the phone bill you've been racking up...then ask her out after your done your coffee!

[chessboxer]

slipp her a roofie and bang her
case closed

you're an asshole.
im all for comedy and sarcasm, but this just isnt funny.

[sackingz123]

slipp her a roofie and bang her
case closed

i think hes retarded or something..

[93EXaesthetic]

pics plz

[verothacamaro]

smoke a bowl, sip some bacardi, get a friend, a video camera....and go make an ass of yourself.
10 years down the road, she'll forgive you, fall in love with you.....and you've got the hottness.

think long-term

[wed3k]

i know what ytou mean, some girls are really easy to talk to. maybe it is because you dont think anything of it?

as for the ones that you like, and like you back (hopefully)...its like. studder studder studder.
the only way to do it is just act your cool and do your deed. remember, timing is everything and it sounds as if right now is the oppurtune moment.

[93accord2dr]

chessboxer and sackingz. You guys are complete retards. That's all I have to say.

[ACC0RD22]

you're an asshole.
im all for comedy and sarcasm, but this just isnt funny.

he could use this as a pickup line,

"join the fight to help stop rape.



just say yes."

[sackingz123]

chessboxer and sackingz. You guys are complete retards. That's all I have to say.

i think hes retarded or somethin

edit: go feed a cow or somethin you rapist..

[papychulo82]

he could use this as a pickup line,

"join the fight to help stop rape.



just say yes."

lol...im feelin the whole borrowing her cell phone idea...you should try it, and let us know if it works...shiii i might have to try it myself one day