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    There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

    Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

    Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

    She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

    So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

    She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!

    She went completely ballistic.

    "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years?

    You better explain yourself!"

    The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
    "I'll explain the toy . . you explain the kids."


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    Originally posted by Jarrett
    Is there a goal you're trying to accomplish besides looking dope as hell?

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    wow
    1993 Accord LX - Sold
    93 BMW 525it - SOLD
    92 Accord EX Sedan - SOLD
    2000 Accord Coupe - Traded-In
    2003 Accord V6 6spd Coupe - Sold
    2001 Honda Civic Ex - SOLD
    2013 Chevy Traverse LTZ - Kid hauler
    2003 Acura Tl 3.2 - Daily Commuter

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      #3
      Pwn3d! Haha...heard it before.
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        #4
        haha

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          #5
          Oldie, but a goodie.

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            haaaa ... i am LMFAO off at work LOL!!! omg ...haaaaaaaaa.....wait ROFL...haaaaaaaaa
            " The value of life can be measured by how many times your soul has been deeply stirred " - Soichiro Honda

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              #7
              Damn, she must have fell for the old "You want child support?" line from the other lover, lol!
              Always remember that only you can make your dreams a reality.

              Never forget that your style is all that matters when it comes to your ride, but be respectful to others who don't share your vision.

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