...This is to help my girlfriend out. She is trying to get back her supervisor (self proclaimed king of pranks) and needs some good ideas. These are the ones that I gave her already, but we want more. we are gonna hit him HARD!!!
Fishing Wire Desk Booby Trap
Tie a thin monofilament fishing line to the phone of your victim. Feel free to also attach other things such as pencil holders, lights, inboxes, anything easy and hopefully non-breakable. Push the victims chair under the desk and tie the other line to a leg of the chair. When the victim pulls out the chair, everything goes flying off the desk on the other side.
Super Glue the Contents of a Desk
Use super glue all the items on the desk of a coworker to the desk.
If short on time, super glue the mouse to the mouse pad. It peels off easily enough, so there is no lingering damage.
Take the Ink Out of Pens
Take a box of ink pens from the office supply room and remove all of the ink cartridges and put the box back.
Water the Chair
Pour water on a fabric covered chair.
Evenly cover the entire chair with water so that the color matches. When someone sits on the chair, they will not realize that something is wrong until their heiney is soaked.
F*#ked Mouse
Stick a post-it on the bottom of you mates mouse or steal the ball from inside. See how long they take to realize.
Bad Keyboard
Simply pop out the 'm' and 'n' key on someone's keyboard and reverse the two. Any flat tool will work. Just pry it with little pressure and they will easily come right off. Then just sit back and watch the confusion.
Switch Telephone Cords
When two (or more) people are working at desks that are put next to each other, switch their telephone cords. With all those cables lying around it will take some time before they find that one out!
Smelly Mouthpiece
Put a piece of onion or a clove of garlic inside the mouthpiece of a phone. Give it some time for it to fester and build up a strong odor. Then call them and keep them on the phone for as long as possible.
“You Suck” Auto Correct
Go into MS Word or similar program on co-worker's computer, and add an entry to the AutoCorrect feature. This is a very simple prank that will send the novice user into a frenzy. Configure the AutoCorrect option to replace the word "the" with the phrase "you suck!". They will usually panic and start scanning for viruses.
Frozen Desktop
Do a "Print Screen" of the user's desktop, and then paste the image from the clipboard to a photo program, and save the image as a bitmap. Then, set the 'snapshot' of their desktop as the actual desktop wallpaper. (You'll have to hide the Windows status bar, and move all their desktop icons into a folder, which you can hide conspicuously in the corner or something.) The user will see their desktop as always, but everything on it will appear to be frozen when they try to click on it... sending them into a rebooting and virus scanning fit!
Screensaver Password
Try "password securing" someone's screen saver. First I suggest changing the screen saver to "scrolling marquee" and inserting your own word or phrase, "Mr. Jones (president or supervisor) eats SH*T" or something to that effect.
Scotched Mouthpiece
With someone who is on the phone a lot during work - This works if you have phones that the handset comes apart. Take the handset apart and put scotch tape over the mouthpiece inside. They can still be heard, but they have to talk loud to be heard. The next day take it off, and put it in the earpiece. Usually they will be yelling to the other person on the line the next day, and won't be able to hear them. When they complain about the phone, and get a replacement, do it on the next phone. After about a week you will notice the calls to be down considerably.
Fishing Wire Desk Booby Trap
Tie a thin monofilament fishing line to the phone of your victim. Feel free to also attach other things such as pencil holders, lights, inboxes, anything easy and hopefully non-breakable. Push the victims chair under the desk and tie the other line to a leg of the chair. When the victim pulls out the chair, everything goes flying off the desk on the other side.
Super Glue the Contents of a Desk
Use super glue all the items on the desk of a coworker to the desk.
If short on time, super glue the mouse to the mouse pad. It peels off easily enough, so there is no lingering damage.
Take the Ink Out of Pens
Take a box of ink pens from the office supply room and remove all of the ink cartridges and put the box back.
Water the Chair
Pour water on a fabric covered chair.
Evenly cover the entire chair with water so that the color matches. When someone sits on the chair, they will not realize that something is wrong until their heiney is soaked.
F*#ked Mouse
Stick a post-it on the bottom of you mates mouse or steal the ball from inside. See how long they take to realize.
Bad Keyboard
Simply pop out the 'm' and 'n' key on someone's keyboard and reverse the two. Any flat tool will work. Just pry it with little pressure and they will easily come right off. Then just sit back and watch the confusion.
Switch Telephone Cords
When two (or more) people are working at desks that are put next to each other, switch their telephone cords. With all those cables lying around it will take some time before they find that one out!
Smelly Mouthpiece
Put a piece of onion or a clove of garlic inside the mouthpiece of a phone. Give it some time for it to fester and build up a strong odor. Then call them and keep them on the phone for as long as possible.
“You Suck” Auto Correct
Go into MS Word or similar program on co-worker's computer, and add an entry to the AutoCorrect feature. This is a very simple prank that will send the novice user into a frenzy. Configure the AutoCorrect option to replace the word "the" with the phrase "you suck!". They will usually panic and start scanning for viruses.
Frozen Desktop
Do a "Print Screen" of the user's desktop, and then paste the image from the clipboard to a photo program, and save the image as a bitmap. Then, set the 'snapshot' of their desktop as the actual desktop wallpaper. (You'll have to hide the Windows status bar, and move all their desktop icons into a folder, which you can hide conspicuously in the corner or something.) The user will see their desktop as always, but everything on it will appear to be frozen when they try to click on it... sending them into a rebooting and virus scanning fit!
Screensaver Password
Try "password securing" someone's screen saver. First I suggest changing the screen saver to "scrolling marquee" and inserting your own word or phrase, "Mr. Jones (president or supervisor) eats SH*T" or something to that effect.
Scotched Mouthpiece
With someone who is on the phone a lot during work - This works if you have phones that the handset comes apart. Take the handset apart and put scotch tape over the mouthpiece inside. They can still be heard, but they have to talk loud to be heard. The next day take it off, and put it in the earpiece. Usually they will be yelling to the other person on the line the next day, and won't be able to hear them. When they complain about the phone, and get a replacement, do it on the next phone. After about a week you will notice the calls to be down considerably.
Ima hafta try some of that shit. 
I dont have a desk. Never have, probably never will, lol. 
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