Originally posted by ACCORDianate
I figure a few of you are wondering the same question and let me tell you some of the history of myk.(if your not oh wells, lol)
I first started using the alias Monkeyman when I recieved it as part of a nick name in school(crazy cow monkeyman mike?wtf) (6th grade I think). Because I was that one dude that would always do that crazy shit nobody else would, example I shot a pencil at the teacher with one of those bungee binders, lmao. or I would say the really obvious thing that was awkwardly funny. Like we had a class bunny rabbit and during a read out loud thing,(reading some story, everyone took turns in a big circle) a girl was holding the class rabbit, she sat across from me and I happend to be looking in her direction when I noticed that there was a puddle of rabbit pee forming under her desk. At this point nobody noticed it, not even her. I guess the pee was warm?. So I decide to cut in on the story teller and say "Brooke you do know the rabbit just pissed in your lap right?", lol. Everybody looks and bursts out laughing. Those were just a few of my exploits. Another good one included my nitro r/c car in the hallways, long story for another time ; ).
Around the same time I began playing online video games via direct connect on 56k. First it was AOE, then the expansion. Next came starcraft along with AOE2, then Mechwarrior 4 (<3 my daishi was the best). During all of these online games I used the alias Monkeyman. Then came Highschool, with highschool came counter-strike. Bastard Matt in my spanish class told me about it. Ruined Highschool for me, I ended up failing almost everything my freshman year because I played CS so much. Playing it as soon as I got home to bedtime, I would say I did my homework in class or some shit to my parents (that went well when report cards came out). I actually ended up sleeping through my algebra final, when we did that thing to figure out what grade you needed on the final to get the grade you want in the class, I ended up needing 165% or something to pass the class. Somehow I was one of the first to do this at our Highschool, handing in the final and sleeping, and I got some recognition for it, lol? Funny thing is I got tested into highschool algebra 8th grade and failed it too, stupid magic cards, stupid games. (1.3 gpa that year)
The next year reality kicked in and Monkeyman went dormant, for a while at least. I was hailed as a math genius by both my math teachers ( I took both algebra and geometry at the same time, wtf counslers though i couldnt do it) aced them both. Aced everything (3.8 3.9 gpa). Parents+happy=xbox=shitty school work. Monkeyman born again this time to ravage halo on lan, and xbox tunnel service on gamespy. I became pretty well known actually called a "cheater" on xbox WTF? I went to lans to and schooled older people, they got PO'd when someone 4 years younger then them just handed there ass to them. So monkeyman dominated halo for a while, (still do). Then drifted back to cs and began playing cal, ah cal way to ruin my life more-again thanks to Matt from spanish class (we still play together to this day). So Monkeyman rose to fame in various pubs, played in some open teams yadda yadda. After I played for a cal-im team (I thought that was so cool way back when) I dropped the vowels in Monkeyman leading to MNKYMN. Though it looked cool, and DKT Destrukt flander was like my hero, and his name was caps.
So Monkeyman to MNKYMN. Continued to play CS for a long time. Just kept getting better and better, played with the same people on and off for 3 years. I started watching matches regularly and when I watched a 3D match method had his name backwards dohtem, I though that was COOL. So MNKYMN was now nmyknm, (dropped the caps cause pro people dont use caps).
nmyknm played for a while more and joined a team, team fivealive (older fivealive was crappy went thru many revisions) so we played and played all while I didnt do anything in school, out of school, fuck friends CS is cooler etc. (I was a god damn retarded scrub, fuck I had chicks come over and I played CS, dear god. Hot girls that had crushes on me and I played video games . For a nerd I didnt act like one or look like one at school, lmao I could school nerds at any video game at our school.) ahhh crap. Honestly I didnt even go to my own prom, i think i went to a lan party, jesus christ. I was messed up socially. I WAS AN IDIOT WOW.
teammate had his name as mercy and he dropped the ercy for just m, so I droped the n and nm for myk just for kicks. I still used nmyknm for a while. I then for some reason started using myk because its like Mike? idk weird isnt it.
So myk or MyK was born thus! It can be pronounced M-Y-K or Mike(my name)
btw Im doing a lot of catchup on the social thing, went to first actual party couple months back and got drunk for the first time. Recently I hosted a "bomb ass" party at my parents lake house, guess it was the best party of the summer or so they say,(wtf apparently my friend pissed in my shed) and I quit video games mostly, im just a manager of the team now kinda. Nobody knows who you are in college so I got a fresh pallette to work with and Im already working the ladies.
I was bored as hell and drank bawls earlier www.bawls.com and cannot sleep
I should write a book or someting lmao.
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