Buying condoms

[phatdoughnut]

buying condoms isnt that big of a deal some people are embarrassed but im not i remember i bought like 4 boxes of 12 pack trojans at the 99 cents store and people there didnt even look at me which was pretty funny cause i think the people who were behind me were like wtf is up with thsi foo

you buy your condoms at the dollar store? :eek: !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sulimed]

gold is good

but black is better!!!!!! XL FTW

[Raceboy]

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Yo they don't call me the Donger for nothin' hun.

[2.2AZUL]

Yo they don't call me the Donger for nothin' hun.

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j/k......lol

[Davids92Accord]

you buy your condoms at the dollar store? :eek: !!!!!!!!!!!!!

well what i meant was is that the dollar store i went to had trojans there so i bought some trojan condoms from them hey a condom is a condom aslong as its comes out fresh from the pack

[wed3k]

hmm, yea i get them for free...

[casterX]

Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, And 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to
walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these,
Dad ? To which the man matter-of-fact replies, "Those are called
condoms, son. Men use them to have the safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in
health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package
of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are
for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for
Sunday."



"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are
these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers. TWO for Friday, TWO
for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who
uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his
eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. ONE for January, ONE for February , ONE for March....."

[increaseBLu3]

man i hate condoms. i had a bad experience with a busted condom on prom night after everything was said and done... thanks to irregular periods however nothing happened. got damn lucky there.

i prefer the spermicide gels, they work as good if not better than condoms and you get the full feeling =P

of course lately it's been the pull-out method which scares the piss out of me but when the moment hits i dont have enough willpower to say 'no' to the missuz

[Ghostyman]

What I've noticed about buying condoms...

When I go through the checkout, the cashier doesn't say, "Have a nice day/night," when I've got a box of condoms. I guess it's already obvious you're gonna have a nice night.

[Ghostyman]

Oh yeah... forgot to add...

Everyone is talking about how huge their wang is and how they have to use Magnums.

Man, fuck that. It's Ultra-Thin all the way, baby! I'm a big fan of the Lifestyles ultra-thins because they aren't as tight as Trojan UTs. So much more fun than regular condoms.

So I spent a night rocking her ass
Told my friends and they all asked
"How was that shit, Ben?"
I say, "Ultra-Thin for teh win!"

Ghosty can rap.

(BTW, it looks... suspicious... when all these dudes are talking about only using Magnums... I'm not calling anyone a liar individually, but, statistically speaking, most of you are lying. )