So I was on my way to Sonic to hang out with some of my friends, doing about five over the speed limit, and I get pulled over by a cop. He pulls me over and asks where I'm headed in "such a hurry" (I've never even been stopped for doing five over anywhere) so I tell him I'm on my way to Sonic to chill with some friends. So I give him my insurance and license, and he goes back to his car for a second before coming back and asking me to step outside of my car. I'm thinking to myself "why is he asking me to get out" while I step outside my car. He says he's gonna give me warning, and asks me to sign it, which I do. So I'm thinking "okay, I'm off the hook, no big deal." I couldn't have been more wrong in my life.
He proceeds to ask me if I had recently ingested any marijuana and I said no I haven't. He then asks me when was the last time I had smoked any and I said I've never smoked before. He didn't believe me, I'm guessing, because I had dark tint, an exhaust, and had been smoking a Black and Mild in my car. He then asks me to show him my hands, I guess checking them for any residue. He still doesn't believe that I've never smoked weed before and asks me to tilt my head back, close my eyes, and say "stop" after I had counted to thirty in my head. I do so and pass. He still doesn't believe me and asks if he can search my car. Just to prove to him that I didn't have shit in my car I go ahead and let him search. He comes back, thoroughly disappointed apparently, and then asks me if I'm on any medication. I said no I'm not, I'm just on my way to Sonic to meet some of my friends. He then says, "You do know that you have no passengers in your car." I'm thinking to myself "of course you dipshit, I'm not high or drunk." I tell him that I know and then he says to me "well, thanks for cooperating" gives me my license and proof of insurance back, and sends me on my way. I guess he thought I was high because I get really nervous when I'm pulled over (it's only my second time). That's some fucked up shit though, I don't even look like someone who pushes or takes drugs. Anyway, that's my story. Fucked up, huh?
He proceeds to ask me if I had recently ingested any marijuana and I said no I haven't. He then asks me when was the last time I had smoked any and I said I've never smoked before. He didn't believe me, I'm guessing, because I had dark tint, an exhaust, and had been smoking a Black and Mild in my car. He then asks me to show him my hands, I guess checking them for any residue. He still doesn't believe that I've never smoked weed before and asks me to tilt my head back, close my eyes, and say "stop" after I had counted to thirty in my head. I do so and pass. He still doesn't believe me and asks if he can search my car. Just to prove to him that I didn't have shit in my car I go ahead and let him search. He comes back, thoroughly disappointed apparently, and then asks me if I'm on any medication. I said no I'm not, I'm just on my way to Sonic to meet some of my friends. He then says, "You do know that you have no passengers in your car." I'm thinking to myself "of course you dipshit, I'm not high or drunk." I tell him that I know and then he says to me "well, thanks for cooperating" gives me my license and proof of insurance back, and sends me on my way. I guess he thought I was high because I get really nervous when I'm pulled over (it's only my second time). That's some fucked up shit though, I don't even look like someone who pushes or takes drugs. Anyway, that's my story. Fucked up, huh?
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