Alright so mike(LoDollar92LX),Dan, and I herd bout this Ricey Car club called " stick Wit it" they dress all in line green charge 5 bucks per meet and 51 to become a member, so we were like lets go, so we went to Burger King in Windham and parked our accords like we were at a meet next to them and walked into the BK and sat down and looked at their Cars
-86 Accord with green neons( Fire Fighter on the front, rust everywhere, guy is in full camo with green patches and barrie) President's car
- White Toyota Celica (boned stock just blue neons)
that was it lol
so dan walks over and starts talking to em, and they start laying the BS flag right up saying they own got crew in NY, NY and NH, and are the only car club in Maine, blah blah blah, mike and i are trying our hardest to not laugh and so isn't Dan's wife, the president comes over and starts asking us this and that and explaing the rules and regulations about the club, so we all just start BSing them back sounding interested but no way in hell interested.
they say they race the streets and look for pinks and paper every friday, sounding like Fast and Furo enthusisits mike and i just bout laugh our asses off looking at each other...
.so like an hour goes past and we still tlaking but they are warming up to us and are like iight you cool no need to sign papers thats cool, So i come out and explain to them i work as a Honda Tech ( i'm training buti had my Honda Dealership Jacket and Honda hat on so he believed anything i said) and start BSing facts back to him about his accord, his friend is sitting there tachin the shit outt the stock Carbed motor to like 4-5K so i lay it out to him
Me-" word of advice from a Honda Technician, I kno mike has seen this and Dan too, when you tach the shit outta those motors your bound to get a valve sucked back into the block."
President- " ReALLY?"
Me- " yeah what happens is, when those valves start slapping really hard agasint the valve seats, they can break the seats and pull a valve right into the block, i mean think about it, your bring the motor up to like 4-5 grand 4000 revolutions per min, thats like dangerous for those motors (complete BS, cause the seats cant suck a valve into the cyl on those 98 HP motors)
President" (walks over to his passenger window and tells his crew member to stop the reving and walks back)
so dan, mike and I had enough of this Rice Scence so we rolled out one by one single file burning them out of the our parking places and lineing them up outside of the the BK and drag down 302 right infront of those birds, thye prob just about shit a brick when mike took off and let a big blow off go infront of them and couldn't get traction lol and dan hitting his purge valve for his 100 shot of direct port N/X injection and me with my loud motor.....it was too funny listenin to their BS, theres so much i could have mentioned but i cant remeber it all.....
-86 Accord with green neons( Fire Fighter on the front, rust everywhere, guy is in full camo with green patches and barrie) President's car
- White Toyota Celica (boned stock just blue neons)
that was it lol
so dan walks over and starts talking to em, and they start laying the BS flag right up saying they own got crew in NY, NY and NH, and are the only car club in Maine, blah blah blah, mike and i are trying our hardest to not laugh and so isn't Dan's wife, the president comes over and starts asking us this and that and explaing the rules and regulations about the club, so we all just start BSing them back sounding interested but no way in hell interested.
they say they race the streets and look for pinks and paper every friday, sounding like Fast and Furo enthusisits mike and i just bout laugh our asses off looking at each other...
.so like an hour goes past and we still tlaking but they are warming up to us and are like iight you cool no need to sign papers thats cool, So i come out and explain to them i work as a Honda Tech ( i'm training buti had my Honda Dealership Jacket and Honda hat on so he believed anything i said) and start BSing facts back to him about his accord, his friend is sitting there tachin the shit outt the stock Carbed motor to like 4-5K so i lay it out to him
Me-" word of advice from a Honda Technician, I kno mike has seen this and Dan too, when you tach the shit outta those motors your bound to get a valve sucked back into the block."
President- " ReALLY?"
Me- " yeah what happens is, when those valves start slapping really hard agasint the valve seats, they can break the seats and pull a valve right into the block, i mean think about it, your bring the motor up to like 4-5 grand 4000 revolutions per min, thats like dangerous for those motors (complete BS, cause the seats cant suck a valve into the cyl on those 98 HP motors)
President" (walks over to his passenger window and tells his crew member to stop the reving and walks back)
so dan, mike and I had enough of this Rice Scence so we rolled out one by one single file burning them out of the our parking places and lineing them up outside of the the BK and drag down 302 right infront of those birds, thye prob just about shit a brick when mike took off and let a big blow off go infront of them and couldn't get traction lol and dan hitting his purge valve for his 100 shot of direct port N/X injection and me with my loud motor.....it was too funny listenin to their BS, theres so much i could have mentioned but i cant remeber it all.....
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