Conversation I heard today at the Grocery Store...

[lil_dcb7]

Well, the folks sent me to the grocery store to fill up our 5 gal. water jug.

so, while i patiently wait for the jug to fill, i lean my back against the machine and close my eyes. Then i hear one of the employees of the store, one of the guys who chases shopping carts, and this guy talking. heres the're conversation:

"Now, see, what they know is, that I need this money by next year exactly... But what they DONT know is, is that I can have thirty five hundred by next week!! Now, All i gotta do, is decide weither i want a Cadillac that suits my color, OR, I can invest it in some crack! Shit, homie you'll see me walk up in here to wells fargo carrying briefcases of money!"

[Clueless]

..gangsters-wanna-be. later.

[Makaveli2k]

He makes it sound easy. Selling crack isn't easy, Always the police, other dealers that have a problem with you, and the temptation. I don't speak from experience but a really close observation point.

just had to put in my .02 cents

[Shippo]

lol not as easy as he may think, and risky hard work...


and no comment.

[lil_dcb7]

i dont care if he deals or not, it was just one of the funniest things ive heard all year. It reminded me of something that dave chappelle would say.