Girlfriend Application LOL

[JDM_EJ]

Here's my girlfriend application...

Do you look anything like Danica Patrick or Jessica Alba(or better...if that's even possible)?



Do you work on cars?

Can you drive at speeds more than 100mph?

Can you cook?

Can you cater to my every need?

If you have all these qualifications, post on here please!!!
haha...guys if I missed anything...LMK. I am in no hurry to get a GF...So i am gonna wait for this perfect girl...lol

[Night Wolf]

wtf? lol

[JDM_EJ]

Hey...this would be the perfect girl...Its worth a try...lol

[midnightrayne]

ughh.. so many reasons i should flame you.

so when your 40 and still and virgin because you havent found that "perfect girl" you will know why. set your standards that high and you will always be let down.

not filling out for the part i have my own guy whos perfect for me but i would say im attractive me i can work on cars to an extent i can drive over a 100 ( fastest ive ever been 161) , but i cant cook and will not be anyones slave. I would say it would be hard to find someone that had all those qualities and IF you did find her she would be so far out of your league.

[Gemini]

ughh.. so many reasons i should flame you.

so when your 40 and still and virgin because you havent found that "perfect girl" you will know why. set your standards that high and you will always be let down.

not filling out for the part i have my own guy whos perfect for me but i would say im attractive me i can work on cars to an extent i can drive over a 100 ( fastest ive ever been 161) , but i cant cook and will not be anyones slave. I would say it would be hard to find someone that had all those qualities and IF you did find her she would be so far out of your league.

lol

[JDM_EJ]

dang...no reason to get mad...It was meant as a joke...like I could find someone like that...and if I could...she wouldnt be a slave or anything...this doesnt reflect my perspective on girls...nor does it reflect how I treat them...I have utmost respect for girls...and if I have offended anyone, I am deeply sorry...it was meant as a humorous gesture...and I sincerely spologize to anyone who may have been offended...especially to you Ms. midnightrayne.

EJ

[midnightrayne]

im not mad mearly amused by mens take on a womans role in life. " cook dinner, clean house, suck my dick, blah blah blah."

and its just rayne ty

[JDM_EJ]

ok miss rayne...did you not get the whole point of my last post? That is not the way I see girls...and it will never be....this thread spawned off as an expression of deep admiration for Danica Patrick(which I probably should have kept to myself)...and I didn't mean for it to cause an issue...so are we cool?

[midnightrayne]

yeah wasnt ever mad just stating and not so much you but all guys that "think" that way. You seem (now) like a pretty good guy. glad to here, there are enough assholes out there. LOL i threatned one last week with a power tool ( that was fun) didnt mean to come across mad but i am a bitch (all girls are ) so i too am sorry.

what is on the hood of your car?

[JDM_EJ]

awesome! you seem like a nice girl yourself. and may I say(with all due respect) you are attractive IMO.

Oh that. A stupid spray painted star that the previous owner pained on...click the link...there are more of them on the pass side pic of the car...I already replaced the hood though. And I just took off the bumper and headlights...just waiting for funds to buy replacements...

[midnightrayne]

yeah i saw the stars and stripes on the other side, i thought it was very patriotic (spelling) LOL. i like stars tho even that one.

[JDM_EJ]

spelling is correct...yeah...im not really looking for the "patriotic" look...u know what I mean? haha

[lil_dcb7]

as long as a girl dont mind me working on my supra, and supports me... and has somewhat of a nice bootay, im good

[owequitit]

What's wrong with being 40 and a virgin?

[2.2AZUL]

Here's my girlfriend application...

Do you look anything like Danica Patrick or Jessica Alba(or better...if that's even possible)?



Do you work on cars?

Can you drive at speeds more than 100mph?

Can you cook?

Can you cater to my every need?

If you have all these qualifications, post on here please!!!
haha...guys if I missed anything...LMK. I am in no hurry to get a GF...So i am gonna wait for this perfect girl...lol

LOL>LOL>LOL>LOL......WELL! lets see...........i like speed and i have a problem slowing down.....lol.....i like to cook....but my spicy food is just a lil too much for you...lol....i like pretty things...and going shoping....i do everything that a guy wants and what he needs.......as long he does the same for me.......i like working on cars.......i like get'n dirty....... ...but lately i've been a lil lazy .....i don't look like niether.....Jessica nor Danica......but i like bet'n....(if i can....at times...) guys in races.........like Danica......and i also like to make guys Drool..........like Jessica................hahahahaha....O.K thats enough............NEXT.........that was easy