ok occasionally i browse through the classifieds on louisville mojo just to read all the funny descriptions people put for the cars they own. i stumbled across this one tonite
cars for sale (05/03/06)
I have 2 cars for sale one is a 92 mx-3 mazda run great needs a paint job asking 3000$ as is has cols air intake 3 inch exhaust, "v-tech" aftermarket chip and estimated horsepower is around 210whp, It has 120,000 miles on the car. Also I have a 92 3000gt with the 3.0 dohc motor in it it has many mods and 300 whp approx the engine and tranny are brand new with under 2000 miles on each. the engine and transmission are brand new. very quick i have pix of both of these cars call to inquire.
funny thing about that is i was goin to simply email them and tell them that mazdas dont have v-tech, and that it was v-tec and not v-tech, but wen i clicked on the email button i recognized the email. it turned out to be sum guy i used to hang around whom i completely hate now. so my emailed turned into more of a bashing then a correction email.
heres another one i thought was funny
94 Eagle Talon (red) $2950 FIRM (04/15/06)
"94" Eagle Talon DOHC, 4 cyl, 2.0 liter, Very fast, Power Button to kick in the (DOHC) Double Over Head Cam. Drives good, New brakes, Like brand New tires, Sun roof, Two door, Power windows and power locks, Tilt, Cruise, Body is fairly good condition, Automatic. Good on Gas. Cash ONLY!! Call ******* and leave message and I will return call or email me
so what descriptions have you seen that just made you laugh your ass off.
cars for sale (05/03/06)
I have 2 cars for sale one is a 92 mx-3 mazda run great needs a paint job asking 3000$ as is has cols air intake 3 inch exhaust, "v-tech" aftermarket chip and estimated horsepower is around 210whp, It has 120,000 miles on the car. Also I have a 92 3000gt with the 3.0 dohc motor in it it has many mods and 300 whp approx the engine and tranny are brand new with under 2000 miles on each. the engine and transmission are brand new. very quick i have pix of both of these cars call to inquire.
funny thing about that is i was goin to simply email them and tell them that mazdas dont have v-tech, and that it was v-tec and not v-tech, but wen i clicked on the email button i recognized the email. it turned out to be sum guy i used to hang around whom i completely hate now. so my emailed turned into more of a bashing then a correction email.
heres another one i thought was funny
94 Eagle Talon (red) $2950 FIRM (04/15/06)
"94" Eagle Talon DOHC, 4 cyl, 2.0 liter, Very fast, Power Button to kick in the (DOHC) Double Over Head Cam. Drives good, New brakes, Like brand New tires, Sun roof, Two door, Power windows and power locks, Tilt, Cruise, Body is fairly good condition, Automatic. Good on Gas. Cash ONLY!! Call ******* and leave message and I will return call or email me
so what descriptions have you seen that just made you laugh your ass off.
You have to think outside the box to get IN the box!
So I raced him and raped him, in my 2nd gen prelude with like as much power as civics, lol.
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