.......o.k yesterday morning i was flying down the belt parkway when i saw a police car on the other side of the parkway i didn't slow down a bit cause he couldn't get me i know for a fact that he can call it in...but who knows anyway i pass him and went on with my business MIND YOU ITS 4:30 am........i went on to drop my son off at the babysitter in brooklyn as i was heading back to the parkway to go to queens.....i was at a light when it turn green so i slowly pull off when a cop pass me and did this fast ass u-turn that made the back of his car drift....so i knew i was gonna get pulled over so i rolled down all my window (cause there tinted) so they can see everything and got in port authority ID and lic* out and ready so i'm waiting for the light and waiting for them to finish runing my plates.......so they did LIGHTS ON, SOUND AND ALL....i pulled over they come up to the car
I'm Prepared to hear lic*, reg*, proof of ins*....
NO i hear HOW OLD ARE YOU?....
i respond WHAT 24 next month...
COP:.. are you sure?
ME: ..YES heres my ID
COP:.. you look 16
ME:...lol
COP: where are you heading?
ME: ....W-O-R-K
COP:....you go to school?
ME:....YES
COP: what the name of the scholl and where is it located?
ME:..... ASA in brooklyn
COP:....what is your major?
ME: .....(i was thinking about saying WHAT IS YOUR
MAJOR MALFUNCTION).....so i said MEDICAL
COP:.....where you coming from
ME...HUH? ...(y so many g*d dam ?'S)
COP:.....why are you nerves?
ME:....i'm cold and your asking unnecessary ?'s
COP:.....can you please wait while i run your ID'S
ME:....
COP...(coming back to the car).........MAM have a nice day
and drive safe
ME:.....
YEAH YOU TOO
...why the hell did they pull me over in the first place........bored ass police got nothing better to do but pull over short latin chicks that look way too young and driving a honda accord with loud pipes.....lmao....
I'm Prepared to hear lic*, reg*, proof of ins*....
NO i hear HOW OLD ARE YOU?....
i respond WHAT 24 next month...
COP:.. are you sure?
ME: ..YES heres my ID
COP:.. you look 16
ME:...lol
COP: where are you heading?
ME: ....W-O-R-K
COP:....you go to school?
ME:....YES
COP: what the name of the scholl and where is it located?
ME:..... ASA in brooklyn
COP:....what is your major?
ME: .....(i was thinking about saying WHAT IS YOUR
MAJOR MALFUNCTION).....so i said MEDICAL
COP:.....where you coming from
ME...HUH? ...(y so many g*d dam ?'S)
COP:.....why are you nerves?
ME:....i'm cold and your asking unnecessary ?'s
COP:.....can you please wait while i run your ID'S
ME:....
COP...(coming back to the car).........MAM have a nice day
and drive safe
ME:.....
YEAH YOU TOO
...why the hell did they pull me over in the first place........bored ass police got nothing better to do but pull over short latin chicks that look way too young and driving a honda accord with loud pipes.....lmao....
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